The Elegarth Report # 5

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The Elegarth Report # 5
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How many cops does it take to save a drowning sex doll? In China it took took only 18 police officers to rescue a sex doll from a river. It was a harrowing rescue mission for the dozen and a half law enforcement officers who thought that they were rescuing a woman drowning in this moving body of water.

The sex doll was floating between 50 -60 yards of the bank of the river in the Shandong Province in China when these officers arrived on the scene, according to Digital Spy. The sex doll looked very much like a woman floating face down in the fast moving river water.

The officers put together a rescue strategy and it took 40 minutes to reach the inflatable doll. The police officers didn’t realize they were rescuing a sex prop until they were almost on top of the doll.

According to Mail Online, once police had the deflated sex doll in custody they decided to make light of their embarrassing mistake. The rescuers presented the doll to the crowd, who quickly covered their children’s eyes and dispersed.

A crowd of more than 1000 people had gathered to watch the officers retrieve this sex doll; all who appeared to believe that it was a woman they were watching the police officers save.

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http://www.examiner.com/article/police-rescue-sex-doll-adult-blow-up-toy-river-looked-like-woman
 
bahaha that is hilarious. I could imagine the police here doing something like that!

I wonder if they tried to resuscitate it before realizing
 
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