Honoured Delegate,
Concerned at the suggestions that our region was being infiltrated by the UDL, who were using positions in this region to influence our community in favour of the UDL, the Temple Inquisition has been conducting a speedy and thorough investigation into the presence and activities in our region.
AS OUTLINED HERE (CLICKY) no duck has been left unturned in our investigation.
We are now ready to present our conclusions.
As far as we have been able to ascertain, no regional member weighs the same as a duck. It is therefore unlikely that any of them are a UDL witch. We are, however, concerned that Eluvatar’s weight is hovering dangerously close to an engorged mallard level, and therefore recommend that a very close eye is kept on him. You never know where a duck may be hiding.
For the rest, we find no basis for the paranoia that has gripped the region. We are safe from ducks.
Concerned at the suggestions that our region was being infiltrated by the UDL, who were using positions in this region to influence our community in favour of the UDL, the Temple Inquisition has been conducting a speedy and thorough investigation into the presence and activities in our region.
AS OUTLINED HERE (CLICKY) no duck has been left unturned in our investigation.
We are now ready to present our conclusions.
As far as we have been able to ascertain, no regional member weighs the same as a duck. It is therefore unlikely that any of them are a UDL witch. We are, however, concerned that Eluvatar’s weight is hovering dangerously close to an engorged mallard level, and therefore recommend that a very close eye is kept on him. You never know where a duck may be hiding.
For the rest, we find no basis for the paranoia that has gripped the region. We are safe from ducks.