You are wise beyond your years to bring this matter to the Fiqh for judgement rather than to the constitutional court. No doubt if you had done so the attorneys and judges would have removed their heads from their own arses with a loud *pop* just long enough to look down their noses at you.
They would then have gone into silent retreat for several months before producing a long, rambling judgement which would have concluded that there was nothing in the constitution that covers this.
In all probability, Gaspo would then have pointed out that you do not, actually, exist at all.
However, the Fiqh has always considered itself the servant of the people of TNP rather than their superior, so here is the judgement:
Joseph Addison once said, "Among all kinds of Writing, there is none in which Authors are more apt to miscarry than in Works of Humour, as there is none in which they are more ambitious to excel."
Mcm is to be applauded for his attempt at humour here. He is trying. However, in the eyes of the court he has, indeed, miscarried here. The quote was not as "amusing" as McM seems to have thought.
McM is encouraged to keep posting, and to keep passing on amusing bon mots which happen on IRC. However, he is also encouraged to read the things he is about to post two or three times first. If he still finds them funny, they probably are.
This judgement was delivered with speed, common sense and decisiveness. Constitutional court take note. It CAN be done, if you have the ability.
