Three Word Story

Felis

TNPer

• Jul 3, 2016

• #1,801

colossal dildo factories

 

Kaschovia

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TNP Nation

Kaschovia

• Jul 3, 2016

• #1,802

were being upgraded

 

Felis

TNPer

• Jul 3, 2016

• #1,803

to make bigger

 

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quak1234

TNPer

• Jul 3, 2016

• #1,804

dildos for the

 

Frozentophat

TNPer

• Jul 3, 2016

• #1,805

upcoming Brexit celebration.

 

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quak1234

TNPer

• Jul 4, 2016

• #1,806

When David Cameron

 

Kaschovia

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TNP Nation

Kaschovia

• Jul 4, 2016

• #1,807

It was disgusting

 

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quak1234

TNPer

• Jul 5, 2016

• #1,808

tried to eat

 

Kaschovia

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TNP Nation

Kaschovia

• Jul 5, 2016

• #1,809

some bacon... he

 

Frozentophat

TNPer

• Jul 5, 2016

• #1,810

failed English class.

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Jul 5, 2016

• #1,811

He emigrated to

 

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quak1234

TNPer

• Jul 6, 2016

• #1,812

Japan so that

 

Frozentophat

TNPer

• Jul 6, 2016

• #1,813

he could try

 

Kaschovia

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TNP Nation

Kaschovia

• Jul 6, 2016

• #1,814

to learn the

 

Q

quak1234

TNPer

• Jul 7, 2016

• #1,815

ways of the

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Jul 7, 2016

• #1,816

samurai, but unfortunately

 

Mark Stauffenberg

TNPer

• Jul 8, 2016

• #1,817

he failed again.

 

Kaschovia

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TNP Nation

Kaschovia

• Jul 8, 2016

• #1,818

He tried again,

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Jul 8, 2016

• #1,819

because you can't

 

Frozentophat

TNPer

• Jul 9, 2016

• #1,820

eat peanut butter

 

Lorbank

TNPer

• Jul 10, 2016

• #1,821

onion and beans

(RIP Bud Spencer )

 

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quak1234

TNPer

• Jul 10, 2016

• #1,822

without clean spoons.

 

Frozentophat

TNPer

• Jul 11, 2016

• #1,823

The next winter,

 

Mark Stauffenberg

TNPer

• Jul 12, 2016

• #1,824

there is a

 

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quak1234

TNPer

• Jul 12, 2016

• #1,825

friendly octopus that

 

Frozentophat

TNPer

• Jul 13, 2016

• #1,826

ate his mother

 

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quak1234

TNPer

• Jul 14, 2016

• #1,827

with a spork.

 

Felis

TNPer

• Jul 14, 2016

• #1,828

Sporks are love,

 

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quak1234

TNPer

• Jul 15, 2016

• #1,829

sporks are life.

 

Kaschovia

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TNP Nation

Kaschovia

• Jul 15, 2016

• #1,830

Last Tuesday night,

 

Frozentophat

TNPer

• Jul 15, 2016

• #1,831

which was actually

 

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quak1234

TNPer

• Jul 16, 2016

• #1,832

the night of

 

Frozentophat

TNPer

• Jul 17, 2016

• #1,833

your mother's last

 

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quak1234

TNPer

• Jul 18, 2016

• #1,834

bachelorette party, we

 

Kaschovia

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TNP Nation

Kaschovia

• Jul 18, 2016

• #1,835

ate human flesh,

 

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quak1234

TNPer

• Jul 19, 2016

• #1,836

which turned us

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Jul 21, 2016

• #1,837

into vacuous, gibbering

 

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quak1234

TNPer

• Jul 22, 2016

• #1,838

walruses. We flopped

 

Blackshear

TNPer

• Jul 23, 2016

• #1,839

to and fro

 

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quak1234

TNPer

• Jul 23, 2016

• #1,840

to get to