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- TNP Nation
- Zemnaya Svoboda
- Discord
- Eluvatar#8517
Will Eluvatar coup the Delegate? My reply is no.
Will Eluvatar watch for attempts to invade or coup TNP and coordinate the Security Council? Signs point to yes.
Will Eluvatar resign WA as Vice Delegate? Very doubtful.
Will Eluvatar maintain an adequately high endorsement level? You may rely on it.
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became del of our region fair
In ancient Eurasia born and raised
On the forum where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, RPing, relaxing all right
And all writing some laws outside of the site
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got one little warning TG and I got scared
And said "We're setting a password to be prepared"
Things got quiet, and I got bored
It didn't help that RL interfered
I couldn't log in, not through options explored
So one day I went poof, disappeared
I made up a new place a year or two on,
For fun while waiting for the next game
My friend took his nation to the Lexicon
And managed to get me to do the same
In the Lexicon born and raised
On the RP board where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, RPing, relaxing all right,
till one day our region got into a fight
This one guy, he was up to no good
started making trouble in my neighborhood
The Founders took note and before we knew it
We were at war: boy TNP's spy agency blew it
I learned up my Sequel and wrote up a program,
'cause tarting without one, well, you could go screw it
I brought back the old main, and started to scam
though the paranoid folks my game could intuit
I pulled up in endos to Unter-
What was that name again... Unter wasser see staaaaaat
But in paris the net I did not enter
so some weeks later the farm was bought
Zemnaya Svoboda met up with Kandarin
before once again meeting the 28 day cullin'
At this point my interest here was chronic
and I wanted to build it bigger and better:
more democratic, and less moronic
but yet my good goals my means did not fetter
I was stuck in the frame of the Lexi abetter
Although the Founders were preparing to shatter
the region they'd built on a letter
Plotting with Limi, after his exile,
great fun all the while,
We set up poor Matty,
not that he wasn't crafty,
And with public alarm
at his oily charm
We saw our friend Dalimbar
become the rising star
With Dali elected as Del,
we didn't think it was too early to tell
the monstrous old consty,
would soon be gone-sty
It wasn't too long before Dali caught on
a small big little Pacifican birdy
told him of Limi and me in cahoots
and instructed him to make ZS gone
a Vice Del threat to his lordy --
Moo-Cows seated high in his jackboots
The conversation we had that night
I tell you it was quite a sight
Perhaps a shame it was that day
I kept my tongue and did not say
that my friend Zemnaya Svoboda
was really yours truly, no odda
A problem too, I can remember
my silly plans for an interim chamber
to peacefully, freely, independently
draft a new document gently
So Dali and Elu's cooperation
did not quite reach full consultation
and when he made his coup
I wasn't quite sure what to do
Besides, the NS time I had
was no longer enough to be bad
A few months later, I check back in,
and so I find to my chagrin,
The consty is gonesty,
MO's text got it losty,
but Crimson times were here
instead of the freedom I held dear
My side was chosen for me by Limi
I asked him, he told me,
Gatesville's guard was propping up Crimson
I couldn't let that be, I loved TNP
I sidled up on IRC to GBM, you see,
and gave her my plan to clandestinely
approach L and C's endos as Eurasian me,
while helping z13 reform
its laws with reason to inform
from the confines of my dorm
After the Crimson Order's fall
I made a topic to tell all
My names, my dreams, my schemes
Amazingly there were no screams
Election time, soon came
and now with a slight bit of fame
I for Delegate put forth my name
while Great Bights Mum, a gracious one,
endorsed me, seeing perhaps my fun
would be a democracy to run
Now that was the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I hope you liked my story there
of how I went from would be couper to teddy bear