Three Word Story

[mcmasterdonia]

Copy the story above you and add three words of your own. Be as creative and as silly as you like

Once MadJack was....

 

[Eluvatar]

glaring at snow when

 

[Alvino Castillon]

A rock fell...

 

[mcmasterdonia]

and hit him

 

[Eluvatar]

in the nether regions

 

[Drugged Monkeys]

But luckily his

 

[mcmasterdonia]

friend Eluvatar was

 

[Drugged Monkeys]

standing right beside

 

[Alvino Castillon]

A dancing banana.

 

[mcmasterdonia]

This is normal

 

[Drugged Monkeys]

Because without it

 

[Alvino Castillon]

Bob Marley would...

 

[mcmasterdonia]

not smoke. So

 

[St George]

things got weird...

 

[mcmasterdonia]

Mad jack appeared

 

[St George]

Mcm got speared

 

[Drugged Monkeys]

Snow got smeared

 

[Lennart]

And Santa was...

 

[Iro]

Aren't we supposed to be copying the story? I'll start doing that.

And Santa was conspiring to kill

 

[mcmasterdonia]

And Santa was conspiring to kill iro for being

 

[St George]

wrong. Meanwhile in..

 

[mcmasterdonia]

his friends mothers

 

[Kiwi]

kitchen, Iro decided

 

[mcmasterdonia]

it was time

 

[Iro]

to eat McMasterdonia.

 

[mcmasterdonia]

with kangaroo and

 

[Milograd]

a porcupine's sock

 

[Samaria and Judea]

like the Indians

 

[Alvino Castillon]

He pulled out...

 

[Samaria and Judea]

his fully erect

 

[Iro]

tazer, because he

 

[mcmasterdonia]

didn't get laid.

 

[Iro]

McM soon realized

 

[Samaria and Judea]

with growing alarm

 

[Johz]

that television was

 

[Iro]

written by JAL!

 

[Lennart]

everything matched up

 

[Iro]

on match.com so

 

[Linkiton]

they all went

 

[Iro]

on double dates