Amusing IRC Quotes

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Post amusing IRC quotes here! They should come from #tnp, which is a public channel. Quotes from that channel may be posted on the forum.

To start:


<@Eluvatar> TNP - "My members can be tremendous trolls and are known to hold grudges over petty issues for years. It's the nature of the place."

<@Eluvatar> NS - "Our nations can be tremendous trolls and are known to hold grudges over petty issues for years. It's the nature of the game."
 
11:11 AM EST; November 28, 2012

<Johz>: <Almanianian_Union> Please analyze the use of "the" in this sentence. <-- You're quite clearly refering to the fact that your rabbit died when you were a child, leaving great feelings of loss throughout your life. Also see the insinuation that your are a greater person than other users of the word "the" (emphasised by the lack of vulgarity, using it[...]

<Johz>: [...]only once etc,)
 
<frattastan>: Defending invader regions is fun only because it's weird and somewhat humiliating.

<Almanianian_Union>: Every time Unibot says five sentences, two of those sentences have curses or are controversial.
<Blue_Wolf>: Kinky
<Almanianian_Union>: ...How is speaking in any way Kinky?
 
<Aliandra>: Enough is ENOUGH!
<Aliandra>: I have HAD IT with these MOTHERFUCKING RANTS on this MOTHER... FUCKING... BILL!
<Aliandra>: Everybody strap in.
<Aliandra>: I'm going to open some fucking loopholes.
<Aliandra>: [/SnakesOnAPlane]
 
[11:10pm]Kingborough: No milk in the house, so I can't have a cup of tea
[11:10pm] Kingborough: I'm doomed
[11:15pm] KiwiTaicho: No vodka in the house. I'm doomed.
[11:15pm] Kingborough: :(
[11:15pm] KiwiTaicho: Kidding! :D This is why I steal parents wine. :P
[11:16pm] Kingborough: Xd
[11:17pm] Windy: naughty KiwiTaicho
[11:17pm] KiwiTaicho: Always Windy
[11:17pm] Kingborough: Xd
[11:18pm] KiwiTaicho: I'm a bad, bad boy.
 
Chasmanthe: one day I am going to come up with a system where constituencies are clouds that all have over 50% for a candidate
 
<Mall>: lolol eist calling udl janitors.
<Sovreignry>: Where?
<Mall>: TBR thread.
<Kingborough>: what does that make TBR, the highschool kids who never pee in the bowl?
<Sovreignry>: Precisely.
 
<Treize_Dreizehn> You guys are hilarious. Or wait, not hilarious. I can never tell.
 
Here's another amusing one:

<Cormac> I would be such a bad Delegate. I'd be like... "I don't care how many of you voted nay, I'm voting aye. Tart if you don't like it."
 
[04:01am] Kingborough: 66^ % of BI never agree on anything
[04:01am] Kingborough: 66% *
[04:01am] Jamie: We aren't BI?
[04:01am] mcmasterdonia: BI?
[04:01am] GhostKing: BI?
[04:01am] Jamie: British Isles, I assume?
[04:01am] GhostKing: ooooh! haunting.
[04:01am] mcmasterdonia: Well.. thats relevant.
[04:01am] Jamie: Clearly.
[04:01am] Kingborough: sorry
[04:01am] Kingborough: TNP
[04:01am] GhostKing:
[04:01am] Kingborough: I have BI on my brain
[04:01am] mcmasterdonia: loooool
[04:01am] Kingborough: my brain is cooking in this weather, I told you
 
<mcmasterdonia>: Jamie, your mod is temporary
<Blue_Wolf>: Just like the PAIN O_O

<Blue_Wolf>: The blue wolffles?
<Blue_Wolf>: They *are* delicious
 
January 8, 2013 15:02 EST:

<COE> set it on fire!
<COE> That's what I do when I'm in a region that's too cold.
<Almanianian_Union> So it's YOU!
<Almanianian_Union> You're the cause of global warming!
<COE> YES! I will only stop if everyone votes for me!
<Almanianian_Union> D:
<COE> If you want your children to grow up in a world with polar ice caps, your choice is clear!
<Almanianian_Union> ...Eat you?
<COE> O_O
<Almanianian_Union> :D
 
Favorite Moment from the Speaker Debate January 2013:

[23:20:03] <@Alvino_Castillon> Now then, 90 seconds to discuss those answers in some way.
[23:20:06] <@Alvino_Castillon> Go.
[23:20:16] <+COE> Thanks Tim! Glad to know you would vote for me if you weren't running.
01[23:20:35] <+Tim> No problem, you've got what it takes :)
[23:20:35] <+Gov> Iro, I honestly think that if you were running and I wasn't, you'd make a great choice.
[23:20:46] <+Iro> Gov, that means a lot to me.
[23:20:51] <+Iro> Thank you as well.
[23:20:55] <+Gov> Hell if I somehow won this election I would like to have you as my Deputy.
06[23:20:56] * +COE group hugs!
06[23:21:01] * +Tim group hugs
06[23:21:05] * +Iro group hugs
06[23:21:06] * +Gov group hugs
[23:21:09] <+Iro> YAAAY!
01[23:21:10] <+Tim> o/
[23:21:14] <+Gov> o/
01[23:21:15] <+Tim> Anyways, next question eh?
[23:21:15] <+Iro> Mr. Moderator, I believe we're finished.
[23:21:20] <@Alvino_Castillon> 20 seconds for your... group hug?
[23:21:23] <@Alvino_Castillon> Or that.
 
[18:14] <OE> i just said, 'eeh eeh eeh eeh! did you like my dolphin impersonation?' and my sister said 'yes, it was wonderful'
 
[21:46] <Limi> I like how Gov goes and founds channels just so he can't be banned from them
 
[18:53]<Romanoffia>I am the Official Asshole of TNP!
[18:53]<Iro>Oh
[18:53]<Iro>yeah
[18:53]<Iro>I thought that was BW
 
[12:05]<Almanianian_Union> 3.
[12:05]<Almanianian_Union> 2.
[12:05]<Almanianian_Union> 1.
[12:05]<HoneyBadger> BOOM!
[12:06]<Almanianian_Union> Can't believe that worked.
 
[11:49pm] Jamie|Around: my eyes are fine. >_>
[11:49pm] Kingborough: FriarTuck, tell Abbey Do I have permission to feed Mcm to your cats?
[11:49pm] Sanctaria: FriarTuck, tell Abbey to tell mcmasterdonia to scrap elections and appoint his goddamn cabinet
[11:49pm] FriarTuck: Sanctaria: I'll pass that on when Abbey is around.
[11:49pm] FriarTuck: Kingborough: I'll pass that on when Abbey is around.
[11:49pm] KiwiTaicho: I have some acid here. Shall I fix theM?
[11:50pm] Jamie|Around: Okay guys.
[11:50pm] Jamie|Around: Let's not spam FT.
[11:50pm] Kingborough: lol Kiwi
[11:50pm] KiwiTaicho: Yes. Lets pretend Jamie|Around is the new FriarTuck
[11:50pm] Jamie|Around: >.>
[11:50pm] Sanctaria: These are important things we need Abbey to know
[11:50pm] mcmasterdonia: FriarTuck, tell Abbey: Please ignore Kingborough (being tasmanian) his second head and personality is playing up again.
[11:50pm] FriarTuck: mcmasterdonia: I'll pass that on when Abbey is around.
[11:50pm] Kingborough: Jamie|around, tell Abbey Mcm lies!
[11:50pm] mcmasterdonia: Jamie|Around tell KiwiTaicho OMG HI
[11:50pm] • Kingborough kicks JAmie|around
[11:50pm] Kingborough: it doesn't work
[11:51pm] mcmasterdonia: .wik Housos
[11:51pm] FriarTuck: "Housos is an Australian comedy television series created by Paul Fenech for SBS, that screens on SBS One." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Housos
[11:51pm] mcmasterdonia: ^what i am watching now
[11:51pm] Jamie|Around: ...
[11:51pm] KiwiTaicho: Jamie|Around doesn't make a very good FriarTuck
[11:51pm] Jamie|Around: got an error.
[11:51pm] Sanctaria: I hope Abbey comes in soon
[11:51pm] Sanctaria: I need to lol
[11:51pm] Kingborough: FriarTuck, tell Abbey Mcm, being Western Australian, is just confused as all the dust has finally got into his brain.
[11:51pm] FriarTuck: Kingborough: I'll pass that on when Abbey is around.
[11:51pm] KiwiTaicho: And lol that conversation should go on the forum - funny stuff
[11:51pm] KiwiTaicho: poor abbey :S
[11:51pm] Kingborough: poor Friar
[11:51pm] mcmasterdonia: FriarTuck, tell Abbey: I don't know what dust he means! I live in a sparkling clean house! no dust here
[11:51pm] FriarTuck: mcmasterdonia: I'll pass that on when Abbey is around.
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<AlixAndrea> Fun Fact: The Wizard of Oz is the greatest chick flick in history.
<AlixAndrea> Two girls fighting to the death over a pair of shoes.
 
:lol: That's soooo true. My fave line from the movie is the witch, "I can't wait forever to get those shoes." Who knew she was a fashionista?
 
Great Bights Mum:
:lol: That's soooo true. My fave line from the movie is the witch, "I can't wait forever to get those shoes." Who knew she was a fashionista?
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Thinking back to that movie... it really is scarily true. :P

*** mcmasterdonia has joined tnp
* Almanianian_Union looks around quickly
<Almanianian_Union> Oh. It's an Egg Mcmuffin.
* Almanianian_Union noms
*** mcmasterdonia Quit (Remote host closed the connection)
<Asta> you killed him!
 
<Milograd> "I will join your region if you telegram Mad Jack about your obsessive foot fetish. You must never talk about this again, though, or ever explain your motives for doing so to anyone."
<Kingborough> I've done that a lot to people who recruit my TNP nation

[Some Time Later]

<Almanianian_Union> ...
<Almanianian_Union> No. No way.
<Almanianian_Union> http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=2364724
 
<Biyah> If the sniping continues, I'll start removing people at my fancy until it -does- stop.
<Biyah> kthx
<Treize_Dreizehn> Daddy's mad.
<Biyah> Daddy is pissed, actually
<Johz> Wait, shit, Biyah's our dad?
<Johz> No wonder we've turned out like this.
 
[04:12] <@Eluvatar> Yes!
[04:12] <@Eluvatar> Yeah, no.
[04:13] <@Eluvatar> Nope!
[04:13] <@Eluvatar> Not really.
[04:13] <@Eluvatar> Yes!
[04:13] <@Biyah`Tomb> ...
[04:13] <@Biyah`Tomb> w.... tf
[04:13] <@Eluvatar> wat
[04:13] <+Sanctaria> I think Elu went mad.
[04:13] <@Biyah`Tomb> I think Elu is imitating a woman trying to have an orgasm
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20:49Astariallet us form the TNP ACTUAL MILITARY
20:50IroAn NPA?
20:50Astarialit will go into peoples houses at night
20:50Astarialand wreck up the place.
20:50COENPAM
20:50IroDon't we already have a bidivisional military?
20:50COENope
20:50AstarialAnd it will storm public parks
20:50IroNot technically.
20:50Juris_MythiKahmm........
20:50Astarialand kick out all the people playing
20:50Juris_MythiKathis is going to be interesting.
 
[05:25am] Rach: i'm sorry
[05:26am] Rach: we should create a Kingborough dictatorship
[05:26am] Rach: strangle me
[05:27am] Rach: dooo it
[05:29am] Kingborough: whatever

Lol I laughed so hard xD
 
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