Greetings from the Empire of Castrodavid

I am the Emperor of this land where children play in the casinos, people are forced to do national service and go naked, and marijuana is allowed.

I hope to finish soon with this absurd religion oppresses my people.

I am the State, because without me, anarchy would spread like a plague of locusts ...

etc.

Nice to join in your region, I'm not so egomaniac like my introduction says.

Welcome Emperor, nice to have you here in the TNP.

Hello, nice to meet you

Also Castrodavid, can you, by chance, speak Spanish?

Pleasure to meet you, Emperor of Castrodavid.