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Faith in God does not necessarily mean trust in all of mankind. I remember the assassination attempt on Pope John Paul II when he was shot 4 times. Lots of folks out there have gone off their meds.
 
Father Cavanaugh on The West Wing:
You know, you remind me of the man that lived by the river. He heard a radio report that the river was going to rush up and flood the town. And that all the residents should evacuate their homes. But the man said, 'I'm religious. I pray. God loves me. God will save me.'

The waters rose up. A guy in a row boat came along and he shouted, 'Hey, hey you! You in there. The town is flooding. Let me take you to safety.' But the man shouted back, 'I'm religious. I pray. God loves me. God will save me.'

A helicopter was hovering overhead. And a guy with a megaphone shouted, 'Hey you, you down there. The town is flooding. Let me drop this ladder and I'll take you to safety.' But the man shouted back that he was religious, that he prayed, that God loved him and that God will take him to safety.

Well... the man drowned. And standing at the gates of St. Peter, he demanded an audience with God. 'Lord,' he said, 'I'm a religious man, I pray. I thought you loved me. Why did this happen?'

God said, 'I sent you a radio report, a helicopter, and a guy in a rowboat. What the hell are you doing here?
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A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don't get some cash, I'm gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery."

Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn't win. She prays even harder, saying, "God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak.

"Sweetheart, work with me on this," he says. "Buy a ticket."
 
Did you hear about the dumb blond that got killed at the gynecologist's office?

She got her foot stuck in the stirrup and got dragged 400 yards. :p
 
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A background story to this one. The woman on the left is Gina Rinehart, the richest Australian, the richest woman in the world, and widely expected to be the richest individual quite soon. She recently said that the minimum wage in Australia should be reduced significantly, that the poor are jealous and need to work harder. She is also campaigning actively against the governments mineral resource rent tax, saying that she cannot afford to pay it. The meme is based on a lame ad for superannuation. The advert if you are interested can be viewed here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo46GK2fA5Q
 
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