Temple of the Cheese God

Discussion in 'Temple Courts' started by Romanoffia, Jul 6, 2012.

  1. Romanoffia

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    A prayer for Cheesy Comestibles and Supplication unto The Cheese God.


    O Lord, almighty Aristaeus, The Supreme Cheese God, deign to bless and sanctify this Region with thy Cheese (or other fermented or processed cheese related comestible), which Thou hast produced from the fat of animals, that whoever of Thy faithful people eat of it may be filled with every heavenly blessing and Thy grace, and may abound in good works. Through our Lord Aristaeus, the Cheese God. Amen.
     
  2. Romanoffia

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    The Great Cheese God The All-Fragrant and Fetid Aristaeus has communicated his latest prayer for the well being and Cheesiness of The North Pacific:

    Hymn #1

    In my dreams TNP's made of cheese.
    Stilton and Brie grow like fruit on the trees.
    The sky's made of Bleu,
    The sea's Remoudou,
    And Stinking Bishop wafts in the breeze.

    :cheese:

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  3. mcmasterdonia

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    I like that we have more than one god now! :)

    Hail the Cheese!
     
  4. Ravenna

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    Well, you can always have the additional Cheese Goddess ;)

    :P
     
  5. Romanoffia

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    Funny you should mention a Cheese Goddess - In ancient Greek Mythology, Eurydice (????????) would have handled that role.

    And the history of the Cheese God:

    Smell the power of the Cheese! :cheese:
     
  6. mcmasterdonia

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    Wall of text.

    HAIL THE CHEESE GOD.
     
  7. Romanoffia

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    And the Cheese God saw that it was good and milk around the world curdled in worship! ;D
     
  8. Romanoffia

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    Wisdom of the Cheese God:

    If only The Cheese God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
     
  9. Tim

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    Heretics! Infidels!

    Flemingovia is the one true God!
     
  10. Romanoffia

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    He only rents the title. The Cheese God is the one true God of Cheese. All others are demons or franchise holders of the Cheese God Franchise.
     
  11. Romanoffia

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    Wisdom of the Cheese God:

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  12. Romanoffia

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    Wisdom of the Cheese God Aristaeus:

    "Put your hands on the back of the TV set. Feel the power! Yeah! 700 volts will knock your arse across the room!"
     
  13. Romanoffia

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    The Cheese God is now an Erisian God. Chao ab Ordo!
     
  14. Spudd

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    Cheese shall live forever!!!!! :cheese: :cheese: :cheese:

    Down with Cheez (anything artificial)
     
  15. Romanoffia

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    We use no artificial ingredients, colors, flavorings, enzymes or fermenting agents!
     
  16. Romanoffia

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    A Cheese Revival is under way!

    All Hail The Cheese God!

    Thus Spake The Cheese God!



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    WORSHIP THE CHEESE!

     
  17. Lord Nwahs

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  18. Romanoffia

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    A call to CHEESE!
     
  19. mcmasterdonia

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    I thought the cheese god had melted.
     
  20. Romanoffia

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    That would be just one aspect of the Omniscient, Omnipotent and Ubiquitous Cheese God. The Melted Cheese God has a position in the Cheese Pantheon of Cheesy Cheesiness of Cheesitude.

    Does that answer your Question Saint McMasterdonia of Stilton? :P
     
  21. Lord Nwahs

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    Can I join the Temple? :cheese: :worship:
     
  22. mcmasterdonia

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    Uh... I guess so Romanoffia.
     
  23. Romanoffia

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    Of course!
     
  24. Lord Nwahs

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    Okay, sacrifice to the Cheese God! Wait... how much Brie did you say we'll need again?
     
  25. Romanoffia

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    About 2 tons of cheese will do. Let there be a Cheese Fest in The Temple!


    Boticelli: The Birth of The Cheese God.

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    :lol:
     
  26. Lord Nwahs

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    Oh, thy glorious Cheesiness
    Hollow be thy Holes!
    (I can't think of how to continue)
     
  27. Romanoffia

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    :clap: :lol:

    Hail fermentation, of lactose, the Cheese God is with thee.
    Blessed is art thou amongst microbial processes
    And blessed be the fruit of thy cellar, cheese.
    Holy fermentation, mother of the Cheese God
    Pray for sinners who eat no cheese
    Now and in the hour of our dinner. :P