My delegate campaign

Mr JAL, Mr JAL!! *the flashes of a multitude of cameras clatters* Do you like ejecting nations or do you just want a smaller region?
 
Mr JAL! Mr Jal!!

What effect would such a "purge" have on the entrenched high-influence nations such as those that are or have been members of the Security Council?
 
Mr JAL!! Mr JAL!!!

Do you favour an emetic or a laxitive for purging?

Do you think your method of play is shellfish? Therefore are you a prawn of the oppressor?
 
Mr JAL!!! Mr JAL!!!

What is the cause of the earth's shape being that of an oblate spheroid rather than a perfect sphere?
 
Mr Jal!!! Mr Jal!!!

Why should we revere escargot, prawns, or Filet Mignon?
Without having traveled the world, you wouldn't know....

For instance:
Filet mignon, when found on a menu in France, generally refers to pork rather than beef.

The T-BONE has both a tenderloin (filet), and a NY Strip in a single cut.
Why would you suggest we go with less in our region?
Is more not better here, or dost thou wish the minions don't eat?
 
Mr. JAL! Mr. JAL!

If we find ourselves completely and utterly disoriented, running about in circles, and crashing into hard objects while simultaneously being trapped within a cave nearly ten miles below the surface of the earth and running low on oxygen, what would you recommend we do in order to save ourselves from near certain death in such a situation!?
 
Elu: probably has something to do with the earth's centrifugal force pushing stuff outwards away from the axis of rotation.

tbone: The proles can have their T-Bone if I am elected delegate.

AMOM: I would recommend contacting me in private to organize an inside-coup of the Pacific. :P kidding.
 
Mr. JAL! Mr. JAL! You didn't answer the question on caves! Does this mean you are politically opposed to the idea of caves or are driven by some kind of long-passed incident directly or indirectly involving the geographical phenomena which would potentially drive you to avoid any cave-related discussion or activity!?
 
:worship: MR JAL!!! MR JAL!!! :worship:
You are quoted as saying "Inside Coup" & "Proles".
In our native tongue, proles is proletariat; synonymous with slave.
Is this your intent?

***Turning to the others in the hall***

For why doth this gentleman pick on the newest and weakest amongst us?
:duh: 2800 + Noobs? How hard was that? :duh:
Claims to be big and tough. :rofl:
Has his evangelical message not zest?
His military not power?

With over 8000 regions, why doth he pick on poor feeders?
Is he so stupid he can not find other areas?
:rofl: :rofl:
Or is he to weak to have a chance?
:ill: :ill:
(The more of his message I digest, the more elder and grumpy I become...)
(loved the 'cave by yourself' grumpy :rofl: :rofl: )

For even poor Napoleon had his day, and MR JAL seems to have made roughly 2800 friends so far...

****Turning back toward stage ******

MR JAL! MR JAL!

Please continue to boast your amazing accomplishments...they are quite divine.
(Makes it easy for us to vote..... :winner: )
 
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