U.S. gets Osama bin Laden

[Grosseschnauzer]

The reports are coming in fast and furiously, but it appears the US has killed Osama bin Laden, apparently in a mansion near Islamabad, Pakistan.
The U.S. apparently has recovered the body and had confirmed the identity of bin Laden.

Damn, it took ten years, but they got 'em.

 

[Vilnoia1]

Congrats US Military!

 

[James2spooky]

personally I'm still sticking with the conspiracy facts guys

 

[Nusha]

Congratulation

 

[Romanoffia]

I wonder if dumping Bin Laden's body in the ocean might not anger the environmentalists? I mean, think of the resulting oil slick from some terrorist dude who has probably not taken a bath in about 40 years!

Congrats to SEAL Team 6!

 

[Nusha]

Haha im afraid green peace will be mad with that decision

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Don't quit your day job, Roman.

 

[Romanoffia]

Check this out - They found pot growing just outside of Bin Laden's hideout! http://mass-market.production.townsquaresites.com/osama-bin-laden-marijuana/

I guess Bin Laden had his own definition of High Security.

I can picture the scene just as the Navy SEALS busted in the room and got Bin Laden. It must have gone like this...


*Navy SEALS pour into the room*

Bin Laden says, "uh, dudes, got any munchies?", suddenly notices all the guns pointed at him, "uh...bummer, dudes..."

*Navy SEALS open fire and split Ossama's wig*

 

[Nusha]

Marijuana? OMG!

 

[FALCONKATS]

CONGRATS

 

[Nusha]

Next target ayman al-zawari

 

[James2spooky]

could the Marijuana used as "treatment" for his lung desease? but I highly doubt that he has lived up to 9 years because during 2001 he already had lung problems and could mostly live up to 2 years only. which further makes me sticking with the conspiracy facts group.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

WHERE'S THE DEATH CERTIFICATE, OSAMA!?!

 

[Nusha]

Lung or kidney disease?

 

[James2spooky]

both, you never know

 

[Nusha]

Poor terrorist

 

[Romanoffia]

WHERE'S THE DEATH CERTIFICATE, OSAMA!?!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Along the same line of twisted humor...


The compound where Ossama Bin Laden was hiding was really a Microsoft Customer Service Center. Ossama was working there under the assumed name "John".

 

[Govindia]

I wonder if dumping Bin Laden's body in the ocean might not anger the environmentalists? I mean, think of the resulting oil slick from some terrorist dude who has probably not taken a bath in about 40 years!

Congrats to SEAL Team 6!

You mean Naval Special Warfare Development Group (DEVGRU)

Officially SEAL Team Six disbanded, unofficially tehy still exist through DEVGRU.