Silly Old Conversations

[IndieGirl]

This thread is for those old thread convos that can't really be one quote. I've been reading in the s2 and keep cracking up.

For instance, this conversation, I couldn't remember where I'd found that tasseled bosom quote of DD's, and just found it again this morning...

Poe: "Bwahahaha...page one of my spamfest is completed. Today...it's only one page. Tomorrow....the world!"

Sybertronia: "I've said it before and ill say it again. Poe go find a boyfriend. And is it just me or were you REALLY straining to think of anything to say for a lot of those posts?"

Poe: "When you're on a spamming tirade, it's always quantity over quality. Especially one in the OOC. BMA would have been proud of me...if he'd ever get his sorry ass over here once in a while. When my posts top the number of BS's posts, I shall retire as Queen Spammer Extraordinaire. And I do have a boyfriend. He's in Brazil...for a year and a half. *sniffle* Stop rubbing it in."

DD: "Carnival!!!!"

Poe: "DD, don't make me kick you."

DD: "You would kick me for celebrating Carnival!? Never! Kick if you must but I will always hold the carnival spirit close to my bossom!!"

Poe: "I believe you mean "bosom"; and I would also like to remind you of a discussion we've had before about my uncontrollable penchant for mental imagery."

DD: "My apologies, it is indeed bosom. I guess since my bosom is not of prominence I did not care to remember how to spell it correctly."

Poe: "Stop! Stop! My eyes are burning!"

DD: "Stop what? Describing my bosom? With tassles?"

Poe: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

 

[IndieGirl]

DD: "Nutella is awesome! Especially on waffles!"

Veebs: "I'm glad I'm not the only person who eats waffles - I was disturbed to find out that the brand I eat is going to be scrapped quite soon, and then I realised that I've never met another person in my life who likes waffles. Scary. I thought I was carrying the British waffle industry for a while, like the weight of Atlas, but with more wheaty bumps and less sky."

Sybertronia: "And waffles are rad, although pretty rare in aus."

DD: "Yeah waffles with nutella are rad. All I have now are these gay spongebob ones. Though I guess it kind of makes up for it in the fact that I get to eat spongebob..."

Veebs: "Rare? Are they being hunted to extinction by armed parties of Australian bounty hunters, eager for the game?"

Eric: Dave-o! I've just caught fifteen more mate!
Dave-o: Beautiful!

Sybertronia: "yeah waffles used to be as common as, until this chumpy new government put that bounty on their head. i think its a little more like this:

Bazza: Ay Day-vo! come check this out! 15 more of the suckers! pretty tops eh mate?
Day-vo: Struth Bazza! couple more of those and we'll be able to have the sheilas over for some tucka! I'l just go an' get the ute so we can get those whoppas back to the big smoke

 

[IndieGirl]

Poe: "heh. she's baa-aaaack!"

Syb: "A whole day without the poeser. Took longer than i thought "

Poe: "shhh. i went into withdrawals like three times, and realized i need you guys almost as much as you need me. "

Syb: "yeah. sure. keep telling yourself that, ya big loser freak girl "

Poe: "i will, thanks, geektron. "

Syb: "damn it. Why the hell didnt i think of geektron. Damn you, poeser! Damn you!"

 

[IndieGirl]

Flem: "I wonder who decided how far apart the holes are in hole-punched paper. Who makes the rules?"

Veebs: "It's the International Stationary Council, Copenhagen. They standardised it in 1922, after the Indian paper riots which coincided with the granting of Irish sovereignty. I don't know why there was a bunch of Indians in Ireland rioting over paper - they just were. My great-grandad, Virtual O'Boy, was there. He kicked loads of foreigners. We have a habit of kicking foreigners "

Flem: "You're kidding, right? I mean, nobody really knows that stuff, do they? Are you free for a pub quiz league in Oxforshire?"

 

[IndieGirl]

Poe: I got a puppy tonight!!!

DD: name it "wodewick the wapist"

Fibs: OOH! I JUST GOT A PUPPY TOO!!! What kind is yours?

DD: The cute kind? The kind that has 4 legs?

Veebs: Enjoy the puppy while it lasts. Before long, they grow up and move on. Like The Littlest Hobo...

Poe: It's a cocker spaniel/poodle mix. (Affectionately known as a "cockapoo" ) What's yours? Oh, and DD...what about Peepi?

Veebs: "Cockapoo" heh heh heh.

DD: He's like a little peepi person!!

Fibs: Mine is a mini-snauzer/yorkie mix... she's tiny too. We named her Jasmine.

Veebs: That's a nice name for a dog Recently my Mum suggested we get another dog (We had a Jack Russell when I was little, but he died in 1998) but she decided against it when we talked about names. I'd set my mind on either Deathblade or Sh-ow-n. I don't know why, I just can't stand the horrible names that British people give their dogs, like Barney or Ollie. Give 'em something that sounds dangerous or weird! P.S. I also liked the idea of calling one Rolex, for some reason.

 

[IndieGirl]

Bloomshire: Aaaah!!! NO RA TRAINING TODAY!!! And I now commence to spam the OOC board with a relish!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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El-Shaladan: Bloom? You're an RA? You are the kind of man that is the bane of my existance. But I openly welcome the spam.

Veebs: Royal Ass? Welcome back Blooms, good to see you again

Bloomshire: I'm glad to be back. And why do people hate my title so much? -=cries=- I'm not out to ruin your day...Just to make sure you don't ruin anyone else's. The RA is the ultimate liberal!!!

Veebs: What does RA mean?

El-Shaladan: Resident Advisor. They're the guys that stop guys like me from doing stuff like stealing condoms from a guy in the hall, filling them with water/paint/jello and throwing them at him when he stumbles out into the hall at 3 am to crap. Etc, etc

Bloomshire: He or she is basically the babysitter of their respective hall/suite area in a dorm. They get toliet paper, deal with roomie issues, make sure people aren't smoking where they shouldn't be, in the case of my school, drinking on the campus or being intoxicated on the campus, breaking visitation rules, that sort of thing.

El: Wait, RA's are in charge of toilet paper? Perhaps I should be a bit nicer to mine this year... Less "doing things I shouldn't be" and more "relaxing comfortably in the rest room"...

Blooms: They are at my college. It may be different elsewhere.

Veebs: I hope they don't have them at my University, I might have to marry one to save time.

El: Will this be your first year of college, VB?

Veebs: Aye, so it will. Absolutely terrified

El: Bah. Just try to get settled in, and don't limit yourself when it comes to activities. Don't be afraid to try new stuff. Like acting, for example. Plus, there's more and a more diverse amount of females at college, compared to high school. Bonus!

Veebs: I think it's not difficult to get more diverse than none... I mean, there were girls at my college (what you call high school), but most would try to walk through me in the corridors. Anyone else ever had that problem?

Blooms: Nope. I'm just the best male friend. So, you know, in your face, incorporeal boy! hehehe!

El: I really feel for you guys, Incorporeal Boy, and Best Male Friend Man. I was the Best Male Friend for plenty of people, but I was never short of other girls. I feel like the misfit for actually being slightly successful in realtionships.

Veebs: Hey, I've never had a female friend ever. You're both lucky!

DD: I've had a few female friends in my life. But I never really viewed them as dateable. I much preferred their friendship.
But others...

and then then and then and then

and then, no wait... I was finished.
I think I need to try starting to make female friends then going out with them. Long term success is sure to result!

Lebedya: Hey, this isn't the way I was told that guys talk about girls --- where's the boasting, the hyperbole and the outright lies!
I can't believe you guys -- no wait, yes I can. A lot of the girls I know are so shallow they would be totally blind to your awesome qualities. You just haven't met the right girls yet.
Just be yourselves --- you're so loveable you can't miss!!

[me]sniffles. Oh, I miss Annie so much. She was such an amazing person.

 

[IndieGirl]

Leb: Oh Poe. *sigh* I wish life were more like the movies sometimes. The big galoot would wake up to the wonderful thing that's been right in front of him the whole time, I could have a good cry, and all would be right with the world. All my good thoughts and wishes are with you.

Veebs: Or you'd be a secret commando blowing shit up. There'd have to be seperate men and women movie worlds.

Poe: I prefer a good mix of both, just for fun.

Veebs: So you'd ideally like to be in a movie called Commando Love?

Leb: Perfect VB -- Arnold Schwarzeneggar, Joaquim Phoenix, Hilary Duff, and Brittany Murphy star in: COMMANDO LOVE! The sweet yet tragic story of star crossed lovers and their napalm cannons!

Fib: LOL! Thats AWESOME!

Veebs: You had to get Juaquin in somewhere didn't you?

 

[IndieGirl]

Poe: Hahaha. Monty Python is so funny. I like it because of the nudity.

RM: Im going to blow up Monty Python using some fake breasts molded out of C4, using pressure sensor activators as nipples! BOOM!

Poe: I like boobs too.

DD: My nipples explode with delight!

RM: Boobs?? I'll shoot 'em with my RPG!!!

Poe: I like guns. I like hunting. I like hunting with guns and shooting stuff. I like shooting stuff that isn't even alive. I like shooting clay pigeons and tree stumps. I like shooting holes in old walls. I like loud noises.

DD: I blew apart a chair with an AR-15 once. But we did it right next to the woods. We were returning it to where it came from.

RM: YOu blew something up?? I'll blow it up again! I'll use my Desert Eagle .50!!! BOOM!

Poe: I like filling old tennis balls with gasoline and lighting them on fire and throwing them at my brother. We'd get in fights like that. And I would stand there with my shirt on fire, (of course, it was only on fire because I wanted it to be) because stop, drop and roll is for major wusses and lesser wimps.

RM: Wimps need to be put in a canister and blown up!!! With gas...and gun powder!!! BOOM!

 

[IndieGirl]

RM: poe and OT4 make me angry right now. OT4 because his abbreviation sounds like a military term, and poe, because she spells fucked thusly:phucked...only to get around her dare, which is up, as of now.

Poe: Would it help if I kissed you better?

RM: yes. yes it would. i would forget about all errors in the universe.

Poe: *wraps her arms around rocket's neck and kisses him softly, folding her lips gently around his*

RM: Get off me! OT4 is the only one for me!

Poe: Wahoo! Rejection! I'm never hitting on you again.

RM: I hope not, so i dont upset OT4! He's super-riffic!

Poe: It's in writing...it's official. From now on, our interactions around here will be strictly platonic. I'm going to cut up the pink panties in celebration. *runs to get scissors*

RM: Dont cut them up! give them to OT4! he'd look excellent in them!

DD:

Poe: *snip* Oops...too late.

RM: How dare you! You're just jealous of OT4 and me! admit it!

Poe: Um...no.

RM: ok. so it was all a lie. this is kinda like behind the scenes on VH1. I never liked whos his head. poe, shes my kinda girl. especiallu when shes actin had. (thats pronounced "hard" in massachucetts).

Fib: Hey Poe... You can hit on me...

Poe: Why, Rocket, you just kinda made me blush. And you're kinda cute too. When you're not bein' a prick.

DD: He's cute all the time....

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[IndieGirl]

RM: I have a belly button.

Monte Ozarka: Innie or outtie?

Veebs: Innie. Mine, not Rocketman's. I don't have any first-hand experience of his (and I don't want any!)

Mayitha: Outties are crazy!

Veebs: I'm always a bit scared of people with outties. I keep expecting their stomach to burst open and pull me in, devouring me and leaving no evidence, so they can move on to their next victim...

RM: Geez. I didnt know that there was such a facination with my belly button. Its an innie, for christs sake!

 

[IndieGirl]

Syb: For 1/100 of the cost of the american space program poverty could be wiped out.

DD: Maybe we don't want to end poverty okay? Maybe we like our shoes to be made by cambodians!

Syb: Thats cool, but could you stop them eating my monkeys, its kinda hard to study them proper

DD: Maybe we don't want to end the monkey eating okay? Maybe we're trying to eliminate any possible competition for domination! Haven't you seen Planet of the apes!?

Syb: I'll show you planet of the apes....... TO THE FACE.

DD: Oh how original! When did you come up with that zinger? Back when Polk was president? Muahahahaa!

Syb: NUH UH. YOU ARE

DD: Damn.

Syb: Yeah, you know you can't beat my crushing Australian wit.

 

[IndieGirl]

DD: Seven days until what, VB?

Veebs: Have you ever seen The Ring?

DD: Of course I have. Why didn't someone just punch that bitch in the face? She's been decomposing in water for a long time, she would've fallen apart. But I guess the proper reaction when some scary person is approaching is to gasp in fear and collapse like a limp noodle.

Syd: The Japanese version Ringu is apparently infinitely superior.

Veebs: I've seen Ringu, and it's like watching paint dry while some goblins stand in the distance and say to each other:

QUOTE (One goblin to another)
Dave, shall we go over?

QUOTE (Dave the goblin)
What for? That stupid girl with the big fringe has a monopoly on VHS

QUOTE (Original goblin)
Oh yeah, her. Cow *Smokes cigarette*

 

[IndieGirl]

Blooms: *almost runs after Rocket, but catches a glance at Poe's legs...*

*falls back ontop of Poe and kisses her passionately*

"They're right. Nothing beats a good pair of legs."

DD: *Scoffs*
If they got a good set o' legs that just means they can run off all the faster. I say cut em off! That or date an amputee from Korea. You can get those by mail-order.

 

[IndieGirl]

MWW: Dam'mit, anyone got some viagra?

Veebs: No but I've got a turbot. That's long and quite hard too.

Poe:

MWW: It's a bit fishy! Did you want me to use it as a splint? Never mind, don't answer that!

Veebs: A turbot is a fish Poe. *Sn6gs T4rb6t* Damn, I accidentally hit numlock. Oh well, I like the sound of t4rb6t better.

 

[IndieGirl]

James2Spooky: if you are female kiss me, oh, baby!

Avenging Angels: No, I am a guy, so I am going to pass no offense.

James2Spooky: God dammit! my lips are drying up..

 

[IndieGirl]

IG: Whoa! Lewd conduct! *covers eyes*

Syd: Well, not really, it's been a streak of ludeness since day one! In fact I feel dirty having posted here, I think I need a shower.

IG: *The hopeful glimmer in IG's eyes fades as Sydia leaves to take his shower. *

Syd: Ah I'll come back for you, IG! *mwah* Don't tell your boyfriend.

IG: My lips are sealed! (about telling the boyfriend, that is. I'd slip you some tongue, Sydia. B) ) right back at ya!

Syd: Maybe I misjudged this place. *hangs around, whistling nonchalantly*

IG goes to sit by Sydia, also whistling nonchalantly.

IG wonders where the sofa came from which she is sitting on, but promptly shrugs her shoulders and decides to snog the nearest cushion.

Huma: I must ask why you are snogging a pillow?

IG: Well, pretty much because this is a kissing booth, and the poor cushion wasn't getting any action at the moment, and frankly, neither was I.

Huma: and that's it for me. Goodnight, all.

IG waves a fond goodnight to Huma and blows him a farewell kiss, then explains carefully to the cushion that things really just wouldn't have worked out between them.

Syd: And how long has this been going on? Is there something you need to tell me? Because if I'm the only one in this thing, I think I deserve to know!

Huma: It really is nothing. *Gives HS a snog to proove his point*

IG rounds on Sydia and gives him a good snogging because, frankly, he needs one.

Syd: *Sydia reciprocates (great word) the much appreciated gesture.*

IG enjoys it immensely and then proceeds to turn on some Pink Floyd, because come on, who doesn't like Pink Floyd? (Seriously. I want to know...I'll have you shot. )

Channeler: *Internetn walks into somewhere, out of nowhere and covers his ears* "Oh my god! That stuff makes me feel like commiting suicide!"

IG:

IG borrows the 9mm glock that DD gave Honey Sheep and chases Channeler down and removes his kneecaps in a rather painful way that, yes, involves the glock. Then, she sashays back over to the couch, blowing away the smoke from her gun barrel as she does so. B)

Syd: This place is supposed to be about love (or lust, anyway), not hate! *disassembles both the glock and Channeler. Then snogs IG, why not*

Channeler: *Looks at his knees* "Ouch..?" *Dies*

Syd: *drags Channler to the pool*

IG: @ Syd *reciprocates*

Syd: *reciprocates the reciprocation*

IG: *Laughs lightly and continues reciprocating the reciprocated reciprocation, and then goes to find her thesaurus.*

Syd: *in reciprocation, Sydia reciprocates the reciprocated reciprocation* *enjoys reciprocating*

Huma: < can't watch much more of this

Syd: That's like the pot calling the kettle black, then going off to snog the toaster.

IG: *snogs her favorite toaster.* I mean, Sydia.

HS: *hugs indie girl hard* (This was after Honeysheep found out IG was really a returned Poe)

Syd: Ahem.

IG: (what the heck, revealing to everyone) *hugs Honey back just as hard and grins at her.*
*hugs Sydia hard too. With a snog on the cheek, and then goes around and gives everyone she loves (i.e., Flem, Blackshear, Veebs, DD, Rocketboy, Tres, Thel, Huma, Monte, Donuts, Ana... etc. etc. etc.) a huge hug and grins to herself.* Heehee. I told you I was glad to be home.

Huma: Alas my dear HS has left for greener pastures. Whatever makes her happy is... is alright by me

IG: *grabs Huma and gives him a good cheer-up!*
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and then gives Syd a better one, so that he doesn't have anything to grump about.

Syd: What what what?! *reads second bit* *lets IG off the hook. Then snogs her*

 

[Fibonacci]

Moral of the story: IG's a floozy.

 

[IndieGirl]

[me]gloveslaps.

How dare you, sirrah!


Now kiss me better.

 

[Fibonacci]

Wrong thread, dear.