TNP is TWP colony ! ?

[Pasargad]

This just in! The North Pacific has accepted The West Pacific's offer to become an official TWP colony!

All nations must pay tribute toThe Chocolate Loving Paradise of Darkesia by form of Chocolate, preferably dark, or face an eye full of Glitter!

Endorse Governor The Understated Modesty of Flemingovia, the elect protector of TWP's territorial holdings.

Join the forums of our merciful overlords!Link
Join The West Pacific Senate today

 

[James2spooky]

guess that means we have to pay tribute to TWP now? hmm

 

[Pasargad]

Having a dictator was better than becoming slaves

 

[Joshua]

Having a dictator was better than becoming slaves

It's a joke.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

guess that means we have to pay tribute to TWP now? hmm

No problem, i've got this covered....

*pats pockets, looks confused*

My... TNP money! Where did it go?

 

[Eli]

meh I don't even like chocolate, we use it as currency these days with the Empress Darkesia in charge

 

[Pasargad]

It's a joke.

I know that

 

[Burning Ogre]

Seems... interesting.

 

[Dyr Nasad]

Brilliant

 

[Wilkshire]

Didn't fool me for a moment... I realised straight away this is all part of a TNP master plan to bring down TWP from the inside!

 

[Dalimbar]

Shh, you aren't supposed to tell them Wilks!

 

[Westwind]

Aw man, ya spilled the beans.

All that careful and secret planning to let JAL take the delegacy to distract from our real actions behind the scenes over in TWP just so that we could ....oops. Nevermind. Just rambling.

 

[Flemingovia]

We can't be a TWP colony. We have been a Lemurian colony for years, and you cannot serve two masters at once.

(Although the thought of having Darkesia as a chocolatty mistress does have it's appeal)

 

[Westwind]

Strawberries go well with the chocolate.....wait....that was Lady Rebels. Sorry.

 

[Dalimbar]

We can't be a TWP colony. We have been a Lemurian colony for years, and you cannot serve two masters at once.

(Although the thought of having Darkesia as a chocolatty mistress does have it's appeal)

I for one am glad to see the Lemurian conspiracy still continuing. Oh House Pandyan, how I miss thee.

 

[Govindia]

To become a colony of TWP means to accept fascism and no freedom.

No way in hell

[me]deploys carrier strike groups in response

 

[Romanoffia]

Colony? I always thought that TNP was a actually a corporate subdivision of ACME, INC of Paducah, KY!