King Durk the Awesome
TNPer
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is now President of the North Pacific. The President is a member of the Assembly of Experts/cabinet and is responsible for Presidential things.
Appointing a President
- Thread starter King Durk the Awesome
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New Kervoskia
TNPer
*eats Funions*
King Durk the Awesome
TNPer
Yay funions!
What are presidential things?
New Kervoskia
TNPer
You do not have to be a president to eat Funions. My dog ate some once, and farted all evening.
Chowda Head
TNPer
If I do presidential things, can I be president?
*eats lots of funions*
*eats lots of funions*
New Kervoskia
TNPer
True, you don't have to eat them to be president, but it's something the president has to do.
King Durk the Awesome
TNPer
Presidential things = funions, onions, and ice skating
Chowda Head
TNPer
Damn, I can't ice skate.
IS that why JAL has a giant green onion in his signature?
New Kervoskia
TNPer
Jal, he knows too much...
King Durk the Awesome
TNPer
damn. conspiracy fail.
