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Evil Pacifican Tyrant is Condemned!
The true form of the new delegate of The Pacific, Krulltopia
The Hallowed Halls of the World Assembly, Security Council section
12th July, 2009
With these harsh and cutting words, so began a sustained and well thought attempt to push a condemnation of the recently ascended Pacifican Tyrant Krulltopia through the World Assembly.
The new delegate of The Pacific, whose two months in the post of WA Delegate of The Pacific and Emperor of the New Pacific Order have been punctuated by brutal and unforgettable acts of sheer malevolence, had the following to say:
"Inconceivable!" ranted His Supreme Bunnyness in his lagomorphic fury. "How dare this inbred degenerate even think of attempting to push this piece of trash through the world assembly! I shall argue most vehemently against it!!" However, Krulltopia's impassioned speech to the gathered representatives of the World Assembly fell on deaf ears, as hordes of userites rushed forward in order to "pet the cute bunny rabbit". The distinguished Pacifican delegate barely got away.
In barely restrained anger, the Imperial Bunny Overlord began to order the dreaded hordes of the Pacific Army to assemble and lay waste to all those regions which supported the proposal.
The Mighty Pacific Army charges forth in defence of its master.
However, fortunately for the entirety of NS, but unfortunately for the oppressed masses, the proposal never got through it's approval stages. Some nations are appalled at this, and refused to support a vicious, unfettered dictator such as Krulltopia:
"He can't ban me!!" Foamed Le Saintes "Down with Krulltopia! He has no power over us and cannot harm us in anyway, so we must fight!!"
The fact that, shortly afterwards, le Saintes was seen flying downwards into the Rejected Realms has been dismissed as a 'coincidence'.
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Written by Krulltopia (who is not biased in any way, shape or form)
Writer of The Pacific Post - Delivering the 'Truth' since 2003!
Copyright 2009, The Pacific Post. All rights reserved
Note that all of this is exaggerated and not based on (much) fact
The true form of the new delegate of The Pacific, Krulltopia
The Hallowed Halls of the World Assembly, Security Council section
12th July, 2009
Gioanni:
With these harsh and cutting words, so began a sustained and well thought attempt to push a condemnation of the recently ascended Pacifican Tyrant Krulltopia through the World Assembly.
The new delegate of The Pacific, whose two months in the post of WA Delegate of The Pacific and Emperor of the New Pacific Order have been punctuated by brutal and unforgettable acts of sheer malevolence, had the following to say:
"Inconceivable!" ranted His Supreme Bunnyness in his lagomorphic fury. "How dare this inbred degenerate even think of attempting to push this piece of trash through the world assembly! I shall argue most vehemently against it!!" However, Krulltopia's impassioned speech to the gathered representatives of the World Assembly fell on deaf ears, as hordes of userites rushed forward in order to "pet the cute bunny rabbit". The distinguished Pacifican delegate barely got away.
In barely restrained anger, the Imperial Bunny Overlord began to order the dreaded hordes of the Pacific Army to assemble and lay waste to all those regions which supported the proposal.
The Mighty Pacific Army charges forth in defence of its master.
However, fortunately for the entirety of NS, but unfortunately for the oppressed masses, the proposal never got through it's approval stages. Some nations are appalled at this, and refused to support a vicious, unfettered dictator such as Krulltopia:
"He can't ban me!!" Foamed Le Saintes "Down with Krulltopia! He has no power over us and cannot harm us in anyway, so we must fight!!"
The fact that, shortly afterwards, le Saintes was seen flying downwards into the Rejected Realms has been dismissed as a 'coincidence'.
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Written by Krulltopia (who is not biased in any way, shape or form)
Writer of The Pacific Post - Delivering the 'Truth' since 2003!
Copyright 2009, The Pacific Post. All rights reserved
Note that all of this is exaggerated and not based on (much) fact
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