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+ Come celebrate the reopening of Kodiak's first social retreat, the tavern founded by our dear friend Anitome who disappeared two months ago.
+ Reopened in his name by his faithful chef, the Tavern was once the home of smalltalk and relaxation in the Republic.
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New businesses have been built in town and are open for buisness.
But none of them are as good as the Lonestar Pub.
Come on in and try some of our finest liquors and our excellently seasoned steaks.
Have some anger in your system? We've opened up our Brawling area.
Come on in and beat the crap out of somebody FREE of lawsuit or charge.
Not feeling up to a fight? Our balcony is a violence free zone with one of the greatest views in all of the Kodiak. The perfect place for having some wine and chatting with friends.
So come on down and have a good old time.
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Grand Duke Logan von Mains of Alantica, one of the powerful warlords in TLK.
Right now on your forums a great struggle is taking place. The once great kingdom of TLK has become a broken remnant. It's nobles are craving great swaths of land from its prosperous lands. While the government tries to halt the power struggle and restore royal dominance a new danger emerges. Across the sea a new continent, The Kodiak Republic lies. Unless the powers that be in TLK can come together, a great wave of nations will invade the Kingdoms.
Join and make your empire in TKR, then invade and crush the remains of TLK. You can be the next Napoleon or Alexander, its yours to control.
Contact Alantic States or Graz for more info.
Or click Here to see the RP.
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Anitome's Tavern - For the Old Kodiak in All of Us
+ Come celebrate the reopening of Kodiak's first social retreat, the tavern founded by our dear friend Anitome who disappeared two months ago.
+ Reopened in his name by his faithful chef, the Tavern was once the home of smalltalk and relaxation in the Republic.
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New businesses have been built in town and are open for buisness.
But none of them are as good as the Lonestar Pub.
Come on in and try some of our finest liquors and our excellently seasoned steaks.
Have some anger in your system? We've opened up our Brawling area.
Come on in and beat the crap out of somebody FREE of lawsuit or charge.
Not feeling up to a fight? Our balcony is a violence free zone with one of the greatest views in all of the Kodiak. The perfect place for having some wine and chatting with friends.
So come on down and have a good old time.
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Grand Duke Logan von Mains of Alantica, one of the powerful warlords in TLK.
Right now on your forums a great struggle is taking place. The once great kingdom of TLK has become a broken remnant. It's nobles are craving great swaths of land from its prosperous lands. While the government tries to halt the power struggle and restore royal dominance a new danger emerges. Across the sea a new continent, The Kodiak Republic lies. Unless the powers that be in TLK can come together, a great wave of nations will invade the Kingdoms.
Join and make your empire in TKR, then invade and crush the remains of TLK. You can be the next Napoleon or Alexander, its yours to control.
Contact Alantic States for more info.
Or click Here to see the RP.
Staff Box
Editor: Oliver Graz
Chief Interviewer: Kevinwasserman
Color Comumnist:Nedinud
Political Columnist: West Dhaka
Welcome one and all to the Celebrations of the New Year and the New Administration of the Kodiak Republic!
For the first time in four months, the leader of the region shall change. A new President shall be elected, alongside a new Prime Minister, and many other new officers. You are hereby and humbly invited to take part in the festivities.
The Kodiak Republic shall be open to all dignitaries with a special edifice of subforums built entirely for the use of this party lasting from the ninth of the Month of January, until the twelfth.
There shall be a keynote speaker each day, dancing, an open bar, and much, much more.
Signed, in service,
Prime Minister Staro
Chancellor Michael the Great Man
Vice-Chancellor Miclen LaiPang
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+ Come celebrate the reopening of Kodiak's first social retreat, the tavern founded by our dear friend Anitome who disappeared two months ago.
+ Reopened in his name by his faithful chef, the Tavern was once the home of smalltalk and relaxation in the Republic.
Good evening, Kodiaks, ambassadors, and friends. Today the people have spoken, and chosen their new leaders. I am proud and honored to be among those selected to serve this region’s General Assembly!
I pledge to you all several things. First, to keep this address short, as you have better things to do than listen to me. Second, to be open to the suggestions of those who may have wanted someone else in the PM’s chair, and to lead a transparent, accessible government. Third, to continue the hard work of Prime Minister Staro to increase this region’s power, population, and prestige.
I sent out a rather long PM to prospective members of the government, in which I outlined several major goals, notified them of government policies, and, above all, stressing that ministers are semi-independent entities and will, barring special cases, be given more power in the process of government.
This is not in any way a government of one, or even two men. From the beginning I called this remarkable group a team, and a team we shall be. We will begin our ministry with set goals for the immediate future, so we will be going right to work. This is the largest, and yet most efficient, government in the history of the region, and it is packed full if highly capable members who will be doing specific things toward the greater goals of the region. Cabinet meetings will be held in the public eye, and I pledge to post all MSN meeting minutes, unless such an action would put the region in danger. I consider myself a manager, not a dominant member, in this team, because I trust greatly in the competency of the gentlemen who are serving with me in this, the third ministry of Kodiak.
I will be performing a series of minor adjustments to the forum to provide easier and more efficient access to the government which will clean up the Capitol. We will be replacing all old official threads with new ones that will be brought up to date. If all goes according to plan (we are organizing as I speak) we will be starting about fifteen minutes after the GA polls close to approve the government.
Thank you for your attention, and for your support. Now let’s get to work, and make this thing work.
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New businesses have been built in town and are open for buisness.
But none of them are as good as the Lonestar Pub.
Come on in and try some of our finest liquors and our excellently seasoned steaks.
Have some anger in your system? We've opened up our Brawling area.
Come on in and beat the crap out of somebody FREE of lawsuit or charge.
Not feeling up to a fight? Our balcony is a violence free zone with one of the greatest views in all of the Kodiak. The perfect place for having some wine and chatting with friends.
So come on down and have a good old time.
West Dhaka: Hello Graz
Graz: Hi Dhaka, how are you?
West Dhaka: Good. Now getting to the point you were just elected Prime Minister. What will be new in the new Adminstration
Graz: New? Oh, a lot. You can see the government forum space has been reorganized to make it more efficient. I feel as if the Domestic Ministry has not been receiving enough emphasis, so they will be the focus of the administration's efforts in the next few days.
West Dhaka: I see, and how will this be different from your previous Adminstration?
Graz: My previous administration? I tried a few things last time that didn't work. This time we are a team foremost, and there will be a lot of dynamic things happening.
West Dhaka: I see. As you said alot of emphasis will be placed on Domestic Affairs but what will be changed in the other departments?
Graz: Not a lot. President Wop is taking full command of the military, so that is out of the Government's hands. Progress will continue on the goals of proliferating our message in embassies, increasing our intelligence bank, and getting new ways for TKR people to have fun, on the forum and off.
West Dhaka: I see. Now Wopruthien has chose Kuja as his VP calling it an opportunity to "an oppurtunity to unite and turn over a new leaf and start afresh." What do you think of this development?
Graz: It's his business. I haven't a problem with it.
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West Dhaka: I see. How will you work with the President and other State Officers of the republic, such as Premier?
Graz: I don't work with them. In all respects, I work separate from them. Of course, we'll all talk about important things when they crop up, but I certainly will leave them alone. I have no business with any of them in terms of management. Really, I work for them more than they work for me.
West Dhaka: I see. Now what is the emphasis you will put on recruiting, as the DA has alot of focus
Graz: Government members are now required to do 50 TGs per week (that includes you ), and we will be merging the Refugee Program into the Domestic Ministry, as they are just different forms of Immigration.
West Dhaka: What will be the role of Attorney General under your adminstration?
Graz: Just as the legislation says: translate the new Judicial Code that the President has presented to the GA.
West Dhaka: I see
West Dhaka: Well it has been great interviewing you and I, along with everyone else in TKR wishes you the best of luck
Graz: Why, thank you, sir. I hope you can survive working for me
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Grand Duke Logan von Mains of Alantica, one of the powerful warlords in TLK.
Right now on your forums a great struggle is taking place. The once great kingdom of TLK has become a broken remnant. It's nobles are craving great swaths of land from its prosperous lands. While the government tries to halt the power struggle and restore royal dominance a new danger emerges. Across the sea a new continent, The Kodiak Republic lies. Unless the powers that be in TLK can come together, a great wave of nations will invade the Kingdoms.
Join and make your empire in TKR, then invade and crush the remains of TLK. You can be the next Napoleon or Alexander, its yours to control.
Contact Alantic States for more info.
Or click Here to see the RP.
Staff Box
Editor-in-chief: Maxxie
Executive Editor: Oliver Graz
Chief Interviewer: Kevinwasserman
Staff Writer: Ann Sagetism
Political Columnist: West Dhaka
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Anitome's Tavern - For the Old Kodiak in All of Us
+ Come celebrate the reopening of Kodiak's first social retreat, the tavern founded by our dear friend Anitome who disappeared two months ago.
+ Reopened in his name by his faithful chef, the Tavern was once the home of smalltalk and relaxation in the Republic.
--------------------------------------ADVERTISEMENT
New businesses have been built in town and are open for buisness.
But none of them are as good as the Lonestar Pub.
Come on in and try some of our finest liquors and our excellently seasoned steaks.
Have some anger in your system? We've opened up our Brawling area.
Come on in and beat the crap out of somebody FREE of lawsuit or charge.
Not feeling up to a fight? Our balcony is a violence free zone with one of the greatest views in all of the Kodiak. The perfect place for having some wine and chatting with friends.
So come on down and have a good old time.
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The Republican Staff
Editor in Chief: Kevinwasserman
Executive Editor: Oliver Graz
Staff Writers: South Boston Irishmen, Ann Sagetism
Representative Election Results:Maester Seymour [ 12 ] [26.67%]
Silmeria [ 11 ] [24.44%]
Staro [ 9 ] [20.00%]
South Boston Irishmen [ 6 ] [13.33%]
West Dhaka [ 4 ] [8.89%]
Struve [ 3 ] [6.67%]
Graz’s acceptance of the Results:
L to R: Chancellor Staro, M. Seymour, and former President Rykkland at a Press Conference.
Congratulations Maester Seymour and Silmeria, who have won the elections for AWP Rep.
However, as Sil has not been active for a while, I am going to appoint Staro as her temporary replacement for the conference, as he was the #3 vote-getter.
I can do that, as there really didn't have to be elections anyway
I should do that, so we can get moving.
Rykkland will be serving in my capacity. He has my blanket confidence, and in AWP, he speaks with my voice and has the power of this office.
Graz:I'm just going to tell you all how fantastic it was being your Prime Minister, and how much of an honor it was to be able to serve a second time.
Graz (Left) addresses the Region as Wopruthien (Right), the President, stand beside him
This region has grown up, and in many ways it has improved. We've seen our way through all the potholes and pitfalls you could imagine, and came out roaring.
I am glad to have been a part of that growth, that transition, that experience that is Kodiak.
I am also writing this to thank everyone who helped me, or helped the region, or helped me help the region (God knows I needed all the help I could get). You are all awesome people and deserve a pint of Guinness.
Thirdly, I want to announce my retirement from electoral politics. I do not see myself ever taking up arms to run for election again. This is not out of laziness or ill-will toward anyone, but out of belief that my era in this region is coming to an end, and acceptance that others now must step forward and take up the flag.
Lastly, going into the debates for Prime Minister that are opening up in a few minutes, I would like to ask the region to think about a few specific things when they choose candidates:
1. NS is shrinking, and Kodiak needs to find its place in the new world, or perish
2. Kodiak has the potential to, under the right kind of leader, step out to lead this brave new world
3. Think of potential, and weigh all the options before you choose someone. This election is important as any we've ever had, and it cannot be that we choose for silly reasons.
Forget any sort of partisanship, forget personal politics, and vote for the best possible leader of this region's government.
Who is that person? I cannot say, nor will I.
This region needs a clean election, and I promise right now not to dirty it by endorsement or any other kind of besmirching that could muddy the water.
So: I will miss being Prime Minister, but I know the region needs a new face for a new time. Choose well.
I love this region. I have put an incredible amount of myself into it, and it is hard for me to contemplate leaving its leadership forever, but I must and will.
This is not sad! It is happy, because we're moving forward, not back.
~Grazzie
20+ [ 6 ] [30.00%]
19 [ 3 ] [15.00%]
18 [ 3 ] [15.00%]
17 [ 1 ] [5.00%]
16 [ 2 ] [10.00%]
15 [ 2 ] [10.00%]
14 [ 2 ] [10.00%]
13 [ 1 ] [5.00%]
footnotes:* Players' titles are determined by the city count and total population of their country.
** Strategic resources are Wood, Iron, and Horses, and with over 10 cities, Chula needs (and now has) 2 of each.
*** Lord Exederia was seen to have offered the Grand Marquess a drink in this post.
President
Etheltreow (Candidate)
Chancellor
Rykkland (Candidate)
Wykked Wyfs (Nominated & Seconded)(Declined Nomination)
Premier
South Boston Irishmen (Candidate)
West Dhaka (Nominate & Seconded)
Delegate
Icycomb (Candidate)
Lancerton (Nominated & Seconded)
Chulalongkorn (Nominated & Seconded)
Magistrate
CaffeineLawyer (Nominated & Seconded)
Sheriff
The Forces of Mordor (Nominated & Seconded)
In General Assembly,
Duly Approved on the Second Day of May,
Two Thousand and Nine;
The Citizens of the Most Serene Republic of Kodiak,
Do hereby resolve to endorse the following:
[/color]My Fellow NS Residents,
The General Assembly of Kodiak feels the government of Rose to be in the wrong in the recent civil war in the Commonwealth, and that they have committed many errors of both state and ethics that cannot be condoned.
The friendship of Charles and his region having always been consistent and never in doubt, it would be wrong not to reciprocate in this time of need for the Commonwealth.
For these reasons, the Kodiak Republic's General Assembly has refused to acknowledge the puppet government of Rose, and is delivering its full support to the true Commonwealth.
Yours most sincerely, in companionship,
The Most Honorable Adam Wopruthien
His Excellency the President of Kodiak
Don't forget to check on the progress as it is going to start soon! The rules for the upcoming game are:TKR (12)
Rykk (Rakkeyal)
Silmeria (Silm)
Chula (Chulalongkorn)
Ethel (Martang)
Ethel's roommate (thejefe07)
Smurf (Smurfosity)
Nedinud (Nedinud)
Dhaka (King Vittorio I)
Seathen (Seathen)
Neddie's mother (Valkyrie1)
Lebeth (Lebeth)
Eruestan (Eruestan)
Hampshire(12)
Peter
Livenda (Livenda)
Montgomery (L3mon)
Archon (General Archon )
Meisou
Oura (Oura)
Devastation
Adamus (Phott)
Selina (Selina)
Edward Mountbatten (Walsingham)
Oura's friend
Sydriel
President: Nedinud
Chief Justice: Eðeltreow
Chancellor: Rykkland
Minister of State: Aexnidaral
Minister of Culture: Silmeria
Minister of Domestic Affairs: West Dhaka
Minister of Economics: Seathen
High Marshal of Offence: Devestation
High Marshal of Defence: Wopruthien
WA Delegate: Icycomb
And you think [violet] isn't Max Barry?ahh, but all the admins share that nation, I believe mostly [violet] runs it (though his christmas card points to him using it too)
Silmeria:APPARENTLY, shot glasses are too fast, too furious and the ground is a very very very hard object, sleeping next to a toilet is probably not so great either. Kodiak seems to love their beer mugs, maybe they'd make good birthday presents.. hmm.. also, Rykk is an old guy in the disguise of a fun loving hardcore partying uni student. How was this revealed? Simple, like the British officer in Inglorious Basterds (who used the wrong hand sign for "3" when ordering Scotch, gaspe!), Rykk likes the beer mugs, and doesn't like the shots at all. Tsk tsk. Luckily, there will be no bullets flying around a small tavern here.
Silmeria:Well, I don't have much to say except the fashionable frameless glasses don't win you points in TKR, time for you to use other tricks like dying your beard pink or demonstrating the kamasutra with glasses... or not..
Foreign Update 48 - 4th January 2011
Government of the Republic
President: Rykkland | Chancellor: Slovenion | Speaker of the GA: Nedinud
Senate Composition
Slovenion (KLP) | Oliver von Guelderlaand (KLP) | Wopruthien (Ind.)
West Dhaka (KDP) |Riczhang (KDP) | Fancy Hats (TKM)
Old NewsThe Graz (right) who was made to look red faced as he announced his election to the Senate a full 24 hours before polls were closed and was forced to take part in an run-off vote with Aexnidaral (left)
~Elections~
In the month of December Kodiak announced elections as per its constitution, with all Senate seats, the Associate Justice and the Presidency all up for election. However this election yielded the closest results in electoral history in Kodiak, particularly in the Senate. Six seats were up for grabs, contested by eight candidates the results were surprisingly close, with six candidates separated by just a single vote.
West Dhaka[ 17 ] [12.88%]
The Graz[ 16 ] [12.12%]
Riczhang[ 17 ] [12.88%]
Aexnidaral[ 16 ] [12.12%]
Slovenion[ 17 ] [12.88%]
South Boston Irishmen[ 10 ] [7.58%]
Wopruthien[ 22 ] [16.67%]
Fancy Hats[ 17 ] [12.88%]
Total Votes: 132
In fact the only clear election for senate was a mystified Independent by the name of Wopruthien, who had some how won the support of both The Liberal Party and The Modernist Party at the time the only two parties in Kodiak. The run off election between Aexnidaral and The Graz saw a very relieved and grateful The Graz elected into the final senate seat.
The Presidency election also proved to have gripped Kodiaks imagination with a recording breaking 25 citizens casting their vote in favour of the incumbent Rykkland over a raising star and relative newcomer OeilvertMemoria by fifteen votes to ten. Surprisingly though, OeilvertMemoria conceded his election when he was just two votes behind at twelve votes to ten a full 30 hours before polls closed. Critics are wondering what may have happened if he had waited it out.
President Rykkland addressing the media as he prepares for his victory party in the Kodiak Modernist Party HQ.
And finally Silmeria won a resounding victory over the incumbent John Franklin for the Associate Justice position. John Franklin later stated he would concentrate solely on The Kodiak Republic making it his permanent home.
Old News
~Political Games~
With the senate now decided, the first act was to elect a Chancellor/Head of Government from within its ranks. The favourite was the Liberal party Leader Slovenion who had the support of fellow members, Riczhang and West Dhaka, though pressure was mounting on Fancy Hats from the Modernist party and The Graz, independent, to support Wopruthien. Eventually it was decided that Slovenion would take the position of Chancellor with the two independents on his cabinet.
A baffled Wopruthien at the mention of him becoming Chancellor
Recent News
~Governing Party Splits~
Chancellor Slovenion speaks to the region after returning to a new political atmosphere.
After the Chancellor returned from an unexpected leave of absence, due to an ailment, he was surprised to find an enormous change in Kodiak Politics. While away, the Liberal Party of Kodiak(his governing party) split into two. The entire governing membership of the party left the KLP(a right wing organisation) to create the Democratic Party; a left wing organisation. After much discussion, the Chancellor and KDP(Democrats) came to terms and recognized the new situation.
Even though the KLP and KDP are on opposite sides of the political spectrum, the KDP has pledged continued support for the Chancellor and KLP. Though the Chancellor likes the idea, as KLP Leader he cannot agree to forming a vital coalition with them. As is expected, the feeling isn't mutual in KLP Headquarters, whose members now wish to make a coalition with the TKM(Modernists).
Election time isn't until the end of the month. The Modernists are setting up for the coalition terms and agreements. And Chancellor Slovenion is caught in the middle while deciding whether to make a bid for a second consecutive term as Chancellor... or to continue on in the Senate as a former Chancellor. With the new three party system, a coalition will have to be made in order to retain a majority. One cannot predict the outcome of forming a new government, or maintaining the current government in the next parliament.
Recent News
~Minimum Wage for Kodiak?~
The current Minimum Wage Bill has been up for debate in the Senate since October of last year.
Kodiak has been discussing the possibility of having a minimum wage for the citizens of the region since the first opening of parliament last year. Although a bill over the matter has been widely accepted and passed, but a series of amendments in both houses prevent it from final passage.
Both houses seem to agree that it is necessary. Yet there has been no final compromise on the tier system or payments that should be imposed. The Senate is currently making little effort to pass the bill and tabling the bill has been denied.
At the current rate of motion, the bill may never pass. But as patience wears away, legislators may decide very soon that getting exactly what they want isn't an option. Just don't hold your breathe for it -what is one of the longest debated bills in Kodiak- to be passed anytime soon.
With Nedinud von Guelderlaand
Most members of The Kodiak Republic were expecting a quiet Christmas, as many citizens took time off to visit their families and celebrate the festive season. However this December has been anything but peaceful, as political debate and intrigue swept through the region. The December elections, more than any in the past, were marked with strong partisanship in both parties; The Kodiak Modernists (TKM) and The Kodiak Liberal Party (KLP). The election resulted in a hung parliament and so partisan politics continued to permeate the region through the first few weeks of December, in both the Senate and the Courts.
Several judicial questions (brought by myself) sparked outrage in the KLP as it seems they were taken as a partisan challenge, resulting in kind with a string of judicial queries and cases against TKM members. These “attacks” elicited strong reactions from both sides and once again the region was embroiled in partisan battle. As Associate Justice Silmeria was absent at the time and the position of Chief Justice was yet to be filled, these judicial problems could not be resolved. When President Rykkland - in an attempt to resolve our judicial quandary - appointed John Franklin to the position of Chief Justice it only sparked further outrage. Due to personal reasons (which are now fully understood and accepted by the region) Rykkland overlooked the fact that the Chief Justice must be approved by both Houses before he can be instated. Understandably, this caused anger and the belief that President Rykkland had become dictatorial and anti-democratic. The KLP was also under the belief that the appointment was purely partisan and designed to give TKM control of the Court. In response the KLP launched several judicial assaults against President Rykkland. However with no Justices to preside, the cases just sat and festered.
It was just after this time (21st-23rd December) that four KLP members, OeilvertMemoria, Aexnidaral, Senator West Dhaka and Seantor Riczhang, decided to split from their former party and create a new one called the Kodiak Democratic Party. This was in reaction to the increased partisanship and the party would run under the banner of “no labels” as an anti-partisan party. Chancellor Slovenion (leader of the KLP) was away for medical reasons at this time and so was not informed about the decision, as these members made up a bulk of his party and gave him the necessary support in the Senate, he would understandably be very upset when he returned after Christmas. Though in my view, he eventually responded very gracefully to such an upsetting turn of events, and as a result the government formed in early December has remained.
The new KDP was at first glance, no different to the KLP, in that they still pursued strict opposition to the appointment of John Franklin. Debate and argument surrounding this issue continued as the approval of John Franklin first passed the General Assembly (with a supermajority) and then got stuck in the Senate due to opposition. It was only after an intense set of PMs between OeilvertMemoria and myself that the KDP finally agreed to support the appointment, and within minutes it had passed through the Senate. For a party claiming to be anti-partisan this strong level of partisanship that the KDP displayed in this issue surprised me. However I do believe that the advent of a third party is crucial to our success and to the prevention of future division. It should encourage cooperation between parties and a willingness to vote for candidates other than your own. This is what I am hoping will be the result of such a tumultuous time in Kodiak’s history.
Recent Cultural Activities
Kodiak's Official Logo for its annual Christmas festivities.
This year, Culture Minister Dhaka prepared the wonderful Christmas celebration. Kodiak had a Christmas Feast that was truly symbolic to the love of community in the region. The Culture Ministry had the region decorated, and incorporated Christmas into all of Kodiak's fun activities. Those activities are the usual, continued, and always fresh ones used since Minister Nedinud was in office. We have a "Caption This! Contest", "Pointless Polls", and various others.
People's Choice Awards
The Cultural minister West Dhaka announced a Kodiak Awards, with results expected shortly, Kodiakers are keen to discover the answer to some of the most pressing questions within the region, such as who really is the Most Drunken member and who really is a pioneer of the way of the Yeeclack a near Kodiak religion in the way of randomness and spam.
On behalf of Pres. Rykkland, Chancellor Slovenion, and the Kodiak Republic...we wish you a Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and Happy New Year!
Brought to you by President Rykkland
And Chancellor Slovenion
And Foreign Affairs Minister Wopruthien
Do you like things? So do we! Visit Kodiak, where we have lots of things.
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The Kodiak Republic Foreign Update Dispatch
Regional Government:
President Oliver Guelderlaand
Speaker Gideon Carter
Chief Justice Eðeltreow
Chancellor Sniper Wolv
Senator Sniper Wolv
Senator Taiping
Senator (TBC)
Senator John Franklin
Senator Erustan
Senator Slovenion
Gideon is BACK BABY!
During the new session of the General Assembly for Kodiak, Gideon Carter, Incumbent Speaker is re-elected for a second term with both South Boston Irishmen and West Dhaka competing for the top job of representing the people on only 4 votes to Gideon's 6. Congratulations. Here's to another prosperous term!
New President! NO, just a President Pro Tempore selected!
New President Pro Tempore John Franklin poses for picture to go into new picture frame.
Newly into the current session of the Senate, Rykkland was seen nominating John Franklin and seconded by Nedinud to become President Pro Tempore in the absence of the Incumbent President, Oliver Van Guelderlaand. "I am appreciative and grateful for both the nomination and second from the old guard(s) of Kodiak to do a job and duty to and for the people." (It was put to the test when the President was absent for a brief period of time due to a virus and was successful.)
Can you spot them?
Recently without prior notice or sign, Rykkland and Nedinud, both important people for the functionality of the region disappeared without warning. So we called up the local detective to go on the search. Here is what he found:
The trail led to a beach house where the couple was filmed having fun, laughing and forgetting their duties of what they get paid for.
It wasn't till the next day a phone call was received from Rykkland responding to various messages left on his answering machine. I sadly for the benefit of having your children remaining sane and healthy cannot repeat these messages, but I can say, they had more bleeps in them then Jerry Springer. We take no responsibility for the hiring of this detective nor liability for the damage he may have caused. All identities included in the search will remain anonymous.
Seymour, head of News Corp international, had his newspaper print the following story:
Senators face Recall
Citizens stand in front of the Capitol demanding recalls.
During the last two weeks the Senate was dominated by only 3 to 4 members voting at all. With many bills passing by a unanimous 3-to-nothing majority, the citizens were fed up with the inactivity. Using the recall laws already in place, citizens in the General Assembly proposed to recall Nedinud and Rykkland. Rykkland, whom was Chancellor at the incoming of Parliament, was overthrown and replaced by Sniper Wolv mere days before being ousted from the Senate.
The only three people that have announced their candidacy for election are South Boston Irishmen, West Dhaka, and Slovenion.
July 10th announces one candidate, that being Slovenion is declared out of the 3 so far to have secured a place in the Senate. We await the run-off between South Boston Irishmen and West Dhaka.
An old dog, but this one you can teach new tricks!
Sighted in Kodiak for the first time in absolute ages, Mr Tweedy, the graphics specialist and expert decided to drop by for a little visit. The saying goes folks: "You can't teach an old dog new tricks" but I now certainly disagree. This old dog came back! Lassy came home!
Are you up for it? Being President that is? This is the question!
Both Associate Justice Crist Seymour & President Pro Tempore John Franklin are announcing candidacy for the upcoming Presidential elections on August 1st. From a prospective, I view Seymour as a highly intelligent and very capable person for the job and I view myself without my opponents use of age and inexperience (yes a Ronald Reagan quote folks) do find myself worthy of a Presidential term as provided by the dedication shown here and in the Senate for the benefit and purpose of the region. I wish Seymour luck, although I hear stories that he is not actually running publicly but behind a campaign manager this time. I ask in the name of JFK: "Ask not what your Country/Region can do for you - Ask what you can do for your Country/Region!".
NEWS JUST IN: Gideon Carter has just at this moment given his name to be put forth into the ballot for the running of the Presidency. We wish him also, well wishes and a good luck.
Again, Seymour had his newspapers print the following:
Presidential Election Season kicks off
Justice Crist Seymour ( L ) speaks with Senator John Franklin ( R ) at a rally, both of whom have announced their Presidential intentions.
In less than a month, Kodiak will have its Presidential election; and this will be a notable one. The first Presidential election in which the main candidates will not be members of the "Old Guard" of Kodiak, nor have served as President in the past. It has been rumored that while both men will campaign, they've made a campaign pledge to one another to have no mud throwing, or campaign antics that would hurt either of the two. Justice Seymour is quoted as saying "I want a good campaign. This is the first election we have had for President where both candidates give you very similar experiences in public service.".
Senator Franklin is running with the Liberal Party's endorsement (the ideological conservatives), whereas Justice Seymour is running with No Party Affiliation. When asked about his affiliation Justice Seymour gives a different response "Don't confuse it, I'm not independent. I have No Party Affiliation. I have a political philosophy, and typically it's left leaning."
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A Message from Kodiak
Hey you, yeah you, I see you looking at my bottle of Crown Royal. You see me having a good time, and your wondering how i'm getting all these beautiful women. Well, you see my friend, The Kodiak Republic is having it's 3rd anniversary, and with new leaders, a new forum, new elections, and all sorts of fun stuff planned, you might just want drop in, sit in Anitome's Tavern, and who knows, you could be like me. So come on and see why NS's largest democracy is becoming NS's largest party.