New bill proposal

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Sydia

TNPer
OBSERVING MOURNFULLY that rogue crackpot despots no longer wish to invade us, even when their popularity and hygiene are called into question,

NOTING WITH REGRET that this place is about as lively as a bacon sandwich shop in Mecca,

SOLEMNLY DECLARING that we might as well have some fun before NS2 finally kills us,

That the region known as The North Pacific be hereby dismantled and put into storage.

Provisions of this bill

1) Every Regional Assembly member and cabinet minister are hereby required to telegram the NationStates moderation team either;
1 a) Calling their parentage into question.
1 b) Stating 'yo mama so fat' jokes.

2) Every member of the region is required to either follow the provision of article 1) OR risk immediate banjection, without trial.

3) New nations created in The North Pacific will immediately be telegrammed by our esteemed delegate, who will inform them that he 'don't like their types round ere'. This will ensure that they leave immediately.

4) The esteemed delegate is required to enforce articles 2) and 3), or risk a barrage of 'yo mama so fat' jokes himself. Once articles 1) and 2) are fulfilled, the delegate maybe telegram the moderation team with an insult of his choice.

5) The forum URL will henceforth be placed in the control of my Nigerian email business partner, Prince George MTENGE, in lieu of my credit card details. All government post, admin and forum mods shall be immediately abolished.

This is our dream, people. Let's make it a reality:

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All in favour, state AYE.

Edit: Forgot a crucial point.
 
Great Bights Mum:
Since I don't think this proposal goes far enough, I shall be abstaining.
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Hear, hear! :clap:

I think that the "Old Guard" needs to be installed as a "Senate" and the Emperium be given to the highest bidder. I mean, it's the "Old Guard", or rather the combination of the New/Old Guard that is sticking around.

I say we randomly select some unwitting and unwilling nation to be Delegate and have a party while Rome Burns!

We would be the toast of NS!

We would be the first Anarchistic Feeder Region in NS history! We'd be just like the US Congress on vacation!!

:winner:
 
Why not get your kicks in before the whole sh*thouse goes up in flames?


Get some activity around here, folks, or it's dirt-nap tiime for TNP.
 
It's still summer. Summer time in NS = less activity. Always. Sheesh people. Things will surely pick up in fall! :ADN:
 
I will not rest until TNP is a barren wasteland, void of any life whatsoever. I have a dream of a red planet. Today, our rivers trickle. Tomorrow, our rivers can be dry! All it takes is a belief, an idea. We can do it. We are the people, and we shall be the last! This region deserves no less. It is our solemn and esteemed duty to Cleanse The North Pacific of any organism capable of life.

Life is Desolation; Hope is Despair; Candy is Good.
 
Heft:
I will not rest until TNP is a barren wasteland, void of any life whatsoever. I have a dream of a red planet. Today, our rivers trickle. Tomorrow, our rivers can be dry! All it takes is a belief, an idea. We can do it. We are the people, and we shall be the last! This region deserves no less. It is our solemn and esteemed duty to Cleanse The North Pacific of any organism capable of life.

Life is Desolation; Hope is Despair; Candy is Good.
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Attaboy! That's the spirit, eh what.

Blackshear:
That's when the Fall lull in activity will kick in. Followed by the Winter down turn.
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You forgot the Springtime Slump, n00b!
:P
 
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