Krulltopia
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TAO Smash Puny Region!!
TAO's reaction shortly after recruiters from Global Union of Nations violated NS rules.
Global Union of Nations
7th June 2008
In another example of a Feeder refusing to give in to regional rule violators, The West Pacific's Black Sheep Squadron, including several allies, took over the region Global Union of Nations, after the founder was deleted for rule violations, and have just finished gutting the region. The region's natives had responded furiously and immaturely to the moderator's actions, resulting in further Mod action including the deletion of GUN natives for rule violations, and the argument spilling into TWP's RMB.
After this display, TWP delegate Biteland ordered BSS into the region, to the approval of many members of the region.
"Those stupid Pouchies have gone on far too long without being punished!!" snarled TAO, "It's about time them roo-fur licker's got what's coming to them!!"
After large amounts of whining and an insincere apology from the natives, Biteland ordered the region to be destroyed. But the stupidity from the natives continued, which included insulting the region One Big Island, who promptly declared war on GUN and moved in to bolster the TWP soldiers. GUN's biggest and most foolish mistake, however, was to insult both Darkesia, the delegate of Gatesville, and Gates himself. This resulted in the Gatesville Guard being deployed into the region, accompanied by the following statement by Darkesia: "I can not be responsible for injuries caused by your own gross stupidity."
Darkesia of Gatesville discussing the ordering of Gatesville Guard into GUN.
Although there has been some controversy on TWP's actions, native of The West Pacific, The Faeyas, had the following to say on the matter: "I think that it was sad that Star-san and Teachal-san had such two bad people in their region that it came down to this. In the end they couldn't force the two to apologize, and they didn't mind the action, so all in all , how could I find anything wrong with it?"
After gathering influence over a week, the BSS delegate proceeded to banject the remaining natives and ordered a pull out. The nation American Woman took the delegacy after BSS and its allies pulled out, with the stated intention of rebuilding the region despite still having no founder. However, the majority of the natives had already left to form two new regions, the imaginatively named The Global Union of Nations, and The Privateer Republic, the former containing the idiots who started this whole incident, the latter containing those who made some attempt to cool the situation. As to which split off region will be more successful.....The Pacific Post invites its readers to draw their own conclusions.
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Written by Krulltopia
Writer of The Pacific Post - If We Didn't Write It, It's a Lie!
Copyright 2008, The Pacific Post. All rights reserved
Note that all of this is fabricated and not based on (much) fact
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