But then I suppose that Al Gore and the Holy Church of The Man Made Global Warming, Inc., would then be bitching about methane from farting animals.
Ohh, I think there might be a few more potent producers of hot air they might go for first...
Yeah, like McCain, Clinton and Barack (He whose middle name shall not be mentioned) Obama.
I can list a number of factual reasons why man-made global warming is a total farse implemented for political gain by leftist international socialists 'one-worlders':
1. The statistical data shows that the Earth is in a cooling phase. For seven years or more the global average temperature is falling significantly. The past year has been the coolest it has been in 168 years.
2. The polar icecap was the largest it has ever been in recorded history this last winter.
3. The ice-roads to islands in Lake Superior lasted twice as long as they ever had in recorded history.
4. Snow cover in the northern hemisphere was at an all time high.
5. The polar bears aren't drowning - their population is at an all-time high.
6. Al Gore lied. CO
2 levels in the atmosphere are an indicator of global temperatures, not a cause of global warming. What happens when you heat carbonated water? The CO
2 gases out.
7. It's been a hell of a lot warmer in the past, and every time it got warmer human civilization prospered. No one ever got killed by warmer global temperatures, but they did when it got colder. Can you say 'The Little Ice Age" that led to the Black Plague?
8. CO
2 is not a pollutant of any significant value, and that includes man-made CO
2. What should the human race do to save the planet? Go out and suffocate every animal on the planet and then stop breathing? Perhaps put corks in volcanoes? Cut down the Amazon Rain Forest because the rotting vegetation and VOCs are 'causing global warming'? Save the planet - breathe only half as much.
9. Water vapor is the primary 'green house gas' that regulations global temperatures. Let's abolish water vapor. In fact, let's just dump a layer of hemp oil on the ocean to stop all that vile water from evaporation and causing global warming. ;D
10. Science is science, consensus (no matter how it is arrived at) is opinion.
11. Man Made Global Warming is being pushed by Al Gore so he can sell everyone 'Carbon Credits' so he can alleviate his guilt for insanely polluting (he can afford to buy carbon credits while those of us who aren't rich can't and thus must cut back and suffer) by flying around in his private jet blowing farts and hot air and feeling good about himself. Al Gore is an elitist pig who wants everyone else but him to cut back. More money for him.
12. Man-Made global warming is a spherical load of crap - it looks the same from all directions: like a load of crap.