War Commentary: A Reporter's Observations

War Commentary: A Reporter's Observations

Members of the Crimson Order and Great Bight Mum's government battle it out

16 February, 2008
The North Pacific-

*Grosseschanuzer, JAL, mr sniffles, Blue Wolf:
Ev'ryone fights in the northern land
Tensions are tight in the northern land
Fires ignite in the northern land
So turn off light in the northern land

GBM:
When I am back and in charge

WW:
Your endo count is too large

GBM:
I will get rid of you slime

WW:
Didn't you say that last time?

Romanoffia & Dali:
Army full-geared in the northern land
They volunteered in the northern land
Yet no one's cheered in the northern land
So very weird in the northern land

Kharkistania:
We are the best, there's no doubt

Flemingovia:
Can't you shut up and not shout?

Kharkistania:
No one will push us back down!

Flemingovia:
Oh, my, isn't your nose brown

Scandinavian Duchies, FRA, Taijitu, CLT, GV:
We all now go to the northern land
To see the show in the northern land
And even though in the northern land
Nobody knows in the northern land

La la la la northern land la la la northern land
Northern land!



*Set to the tune of 'America' from West Side Story
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New Kervoskia
Editor of The Weekly Post
Posted on behalf of the writer by Emperor Matthuis
[size0]Copyright 2008[/size]

That is funny!

This has got the the most boring coup by a rogue delegate that I have experienced in this region - and I've seen and been through every one of them.

Official War Report:

This is the most boring war I have ever experienced. The enemy is boring and business goes on as usual. I wonder if a rogue delegate can be charged with a war crime for boring the region into total apathy?

TNP Government Troops stand in utter amazement at the total lack of imagination displayed by WW/L&C.

yes. the most depressing part of all this is that WW has consistently said that he is intending to breathe life into the game but when push comes to shove all we see is the same as every other rogue delegate has done.

Boring

Dull

Been there, done that.

And here I was expecting 'Miss Saigon'.