Sydia Decides:
Easter Egg: What's Your Favourite Colour?
The Issue
During a national press conference, a little girl with ribbons in her hair asks you what your favourite colour is. Your panicked advisors have frantically called an emergency conference to come up with possible answers.
The Debate
1. "Tell her it's red," says Hope Love, sharing out the meeting's doughnut tray. "It'll show them that our nation has nowt to do with money grabbing capitalists."
[Accept]
2. "Tell her it's blue," says Freddy Johnson, who inexplicably appears to be sitting in a tin bath and playing with a rubber duck. "Blue like the open ocean - it will show our devotion to all things marine. Quack."
[Accept]
3. "Tell her it's yellow," says Colin Mombota, embracing you warmly and giving you a soppy kiss. "It is such a shining, bright, happy colour. It will fill your citizens with such joy to hear it is your favourite."
[Accept]
4. "Tell her it's green," advises Billy Wu, while caressing what appears to be a cabbage. "It'll draw attention to your benevolent environmental policy!"
[Accept]
5. "Tell her it's orange," advises Roxanne du Pont, running a lap around the conference room. "Such a vibrant colour I've always felt! I'm sure if officially approved it will put some vim and vigour in the people!"
[Accept]
6. "Tell her it's purple," advises Roger Jefferson, relishing his own gourmet doughnut sprinkled with shredded truffles. "It speaks of the finer things in life, of luxury, and shows you as a man of distinction. Not like the riff-raff you see around these days..."
[Accept]
7. "Tell her it's pink," advises Dave Silk, your premier expert on all things gay. "It will send a message that we here in Sydia are not prejudiced against homosexuals and accept them with open arms."
[Accept]
8. "Tell her it's gold," advises Falala Jones, hands rubbing together in avaricious delight. "Give the people a hint that you'll be focusing on the economy!"
[Accept]
9. "Tell her it's black," says Jazz Christmas, ripping up pictures of kittens and scowling. "Black like the eternal emptiness of our withered, stilted, and twisted souls."
[Accept]
10. "Tell her it's white," advises Sue-Ann Shiomi, reclining in the lotus position. "It is a pure, peaceful colour, befitting the moral stance your government should embrace!"
[Accept]
11. "Tell her it's grey," advises Tobias Dodinas, who is decidedly nondescript. "It's nice and neutral, won't upset anyone. Speaks of proper military bearing and protocol. People will like that."
[Accept]
12. "Tell her you don't have a favourite colour," says Jazz Mistletoe, the president of Open Our Perimeters Straightaway, on walking in. "Sydia is a modern country that does not discriminate between colours. We should allow everyone whether they be Bigtopian, Lilliputian, or Maxtopian into our bountiful nation."
[Accept]
