The Turgid Carol Composition Thread

[IndieGirl]

M'kay, kiddos, we're gonna come up with our very own TNP Christmaswanzaakkuh Carol. One line at a time, riffs, solos, lixx at your own discretion.


Me go first!

The snow was gently fa-la-lalling...

 

[Sydia]

Over the North Pacific's shining see-eeeas...

 

[IndieGirl]

Flanneled children tra-la-lalling

 

[Sydia]

Bizarrely singing of processed chee-eese.

 

[IndieGirl]

Nothing goes better with spam-on-ice

 

[IndieGirl]

If we've told you once, we've told you twice

 

[Blackshear]

Don't stick your tongue on things that freeze.

 

[IndieGirl]

Like lampposts, dogs and Christmas trees

 

[Blackshear]

So be safe and have fun-de-dum.