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In praise of our most venerable Prime Minister
						
						
					
					
				
				
					
				
			
			 
		
		
			
			
			
			
			
				
				
	
	
	
		
	
	
	
	
	
	
		
	
	
	
	
	
		
	
	
	
	
	
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
	
	
	
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
					
						
	
	
	
	
	
		
		
		
			
				
					
				
				
					
					
						
							
								
	
							
							
							
								
									
	
	
	
								
								
									
	
	
		
			
	
		
		
			
				
			
			
				
					
 
You've done a good job old chap.  Here's a pancake in the shape of a car just for you.
		
		
	
	
 
 
				
			 
			 
			
				
			
		
		
			
	
		
		
	 
								
								
									
	
								
								
									
	
								
							
							 
							
								
	
							
						 
					
					 
				
			 
		
	
	
	
					
					
				
					
					
						
	
	
	
	
	
		
			
		
		
		
			
				
					
				
				
					
					
						
							
								
	
							
							
							
								
									
	
	
	
								
								
									
	
	
		
		
			
				
			
			
				
					I WANNA PANCAKE! 

 
				
			 
			 
			
				
			
		
		
		
	 
								
								
									
	
								
								
									
	
								
							
							 
							
								
	
							
						 
					
					 
				
			 
		
	
	
	
					
					
				
					
					
						
	
	
	
	
	
		
			
		
		
		
			
				
					
				
				
					
					
						
							
								
	
							
							
							
								
									
	
	
	
								
								
									
	
	
		
		
			
				
			
			
				
					I present you with your very own bra-warmer. 
No more cold nipples in the morning. 
(and yes, I do know the PM's gender)
 
				
			 
			 
			
				
			
		
		
		
	 
								
								
									
	
								
								
									
	
								
							
							 
							
								
	
							
						 
					
					 
				
			 
		
	
	
	
					
					
				
					
					
						
	
	
	
	
	
		
			
		
		
		
			
				
					
				
				
					
					
						
							
								
	
							
							
							
								
									
	
	
	
								
								
									
	
	
		
		
			
				
			
			
				
					240V, eh? Yowza.
Get some sanity, you crazy turkey. 

 
				
			 
			 
			
				
			
		
		
		
	 
								
								
									
	
								
								
									
	
								
							
							 
							
								
	
							
						 
					
					 
				
			 
		
	
	
	
					
					
				
					
					
						
	
	
	
	
	
		
			
		
		
		
			
				
					
				
				
					
					
						
							
								
	
							
							
							
								
									
	
	
	
								
								
									
	
	
		
		
			
				
			
			
				
					I WANT TURKEY, TOO!!! 

 
				
			 
			 
			
				
			
		
		
		
	 
								
								
									
	
								
								
									
	
								
							
							 
							
								
	
							
						 
					
					 
				
			 
		
	
	
	
					
					
				
					
					
						
	
	
	
	
	
		
			
		
		
		
			
				
					
				
				
					
					
						
							
								
	
							
							
							
								
									
	
	
	
								
								
									
	
	
		
		
			
				
			
			
				
					
	
		
	
	
		
		
			I WANNA PANCAKE! 
		 
		
	 
 I had pancakes for breakfast, my mommy made them.  

 
				
			 
			 
			
				
			
		
		
		
	 
								
								
									
	
								
								
									
	
								
							
							 
							
								
	
							
						 
					
					 
				
			 
		
	
	
	
					
					
				
					
					
						
	
	
	
	
	
		
			
		
		
		
			
		
	
	
	
					
					
				
					
					
						
	
	
	
	
	
		
			
		
		
		
			
		
	
	
	
					
					
				
					
					
						
	
	
	
	
	
		
			
		
		
		
			
				
					
				
				
					
					
						
							
								
	
							
							
							
								
									
	
	
	
								
								
									
	
	
		
		
			
				
			
			
				
					I present to you a ROFLCOPTER from the people of Griefy McSpamburger, to carry you around on your lecture circuit where you will make millions.
 
				
			 
			 
			
				
			
		
		
		
	 
								
								
									
	
								
								
									
	
								
							
							 
							
								
	
							
						 
					
					 
				
			 
		
	
	
	
					
					
				
					
					
						
	
	
	
	
	
		
			
		
		
		
			
				
					
				
				
					
					
						
							
								
	
							
							
							
								
									
	
	
	
								
								
									
	
	
		
		
			
				
			
			
				
					I present you with a gift of a Namibian Wildebeest suffering from ADDHD!