In praise of our most venerable Prime Minister

[King Durk the Awesome]

You've done a good job old chap. Here's a pancake in the shape of a car just for you.

 

[Apollo-Industria]

I WANNA PANCAKE!

 

[Flemingovia]

I present you with your very own bra-warmer.

No more cold nipples in the morning.

(and yes, I do know the PM's gender)

 

[Monte Ozarka]

240V, eh? Yowza.

Get some sanity, you crazy turkey.

 

[Apollo-Industria]

I WANT TURKEY, TOO!!!

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

I WANNA PANCAKE!

I had pancakes for breakfast, my mommy made them.

 

[Upper Kirby]

 

[King Durk the Awesome]

Here's a toaster, a blanket, a lamp, a radio, and a vacume. Since you can't use the TNP White House's appliances anymore:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NbBEfZ8fK9Y

 

[Gaspo]

I present to you a ROFLCOPTER from the people of Griefy McSpamburger, to carry you around on your lecture circuit where you will make millions.

 

[Romanoffia (Guest)]

I present you with a gift of a Namibian Wildebeest suffering from ADDHD!