I've Changed, I Really Have!

I've Changed, I really have!

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Ms DSA pushing the wine steward out of the way as she rushes towards Mr NPO

23 August, 2007
Francograd, The Pacific-

"I've changed! I really have!" these were the empassioned words uttered by Ms DSA as she clung to the Armani-clad leg of the austere and grayly attired Mr NPO. Unmoved by the emotional display put on by the notorious NationStates Madame, he dashed out the door before the waiter could deliver the check. Thus the most infamous love-hate relationship in the world ended with a half eaten Italian dinner.

Ms DSA, known as Ms ADN prior to her last divorce, was well-known for seeking out the most celebrated men in NationStates--victims all of this seductive Lady of the Night. In the past four years she has gone through countless marriages each one ending in a bitter divorce. Her relationship with Mr NPO began when he moved to his scenic ocean villa. Ms DSA took to stalking him. It began as a series of phone calls and quickly escalated. Several times Mr Francos NPO was forced to defend his home from her repeated intrusions.

For several years they were not on speaking terms, then late last week, she reportedly called Mr NPO with the hope of preserving their ember of lukewarm passion. By now Mr NPO had become a respected member of the community and the country club and Ms DSA divorced her latest husband, the wealthy imperialist Alistair W. ADN. "I've changed, Frank! I really have!" echoed throughout the restaurant as Ms DSA attempted to grope Mr NPO.
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Written by New Kervoskia
Editor of The Pacific Post - If We Didn't Write It, It's a Lie!



Copyright 2007, The Pacific Post. All rights reserved
 
This is funny, and it is good to know that I wasn't the only one who found it sort of sad/pathetic that the DSA would grovel like this.

I like the DSA and many of the people there but I would not have reccommended this, especially when the DSA has yet to make an attempt at establishing relations with any other feeder, including this one.

On the other hand, if this was a publicity stunt then it certainly worked.
 
Sadly that's true.

I guess what is learned from this is that the NPO was never actually concerned about peace with the ADN. The Pacific is nothing without the ADN ninjas to rail against. Such a shallow region it has become :(
 
NK is a treasure. :lol: This is almost enough to make me want my ban lifted. Almost.

Is it sad or is it funny? At this point, does it matter?
 
Speaking of which, they just banned me today.

Stated reason was that I was banned for crimes under a prior incarnation of their government 27 months ago. Which is interesting since they refuse to take responsiblity for crimes committed in this region (during the NPD) within the same timeframe. Yay NPO :P

I guess poor wittle me needs to be held to a higher standard since I am such a great player full of sex appeal :w00t:
 
I did not realise the Pacific had banned you. I thought you quit.
That's a bit like asking, "which came first, the chicken or the egg."

I was ejected.
I came back long enough to post the "suicide" note and a good bye thread which apparently spawned this whole silly episode. As I said, I'm banned from the forum, so I can't see if it's as silly as it's made to appear here or not.

Either way. I'm not happy about the generification of The Pacific. I suppose I could get off my ass and attempt to fix it. But then again, I would have to think it was either possible or worth the time to do so.
 
JAL:
This is funny, and it is good to know that I wasn't the only one who found it sort of sad/pathetic that the DSA would grovel like this.

It's not like that. The ADN:DSA is comprised of almost completely new people that want to put the past of this org behind them. Plain and simply: we just want peace - with everyone, and to defend. It's just a shame that the new guard has the old baggage to have to deal with.
 
That's fair. I was in a grouchy mood when I wrote that post :P

Unfortunately many in the NPO left the ADN due to bitterness over various trivial things so I wouldn't expect them to drop their grudges anytime soon.
 
I did not realise the Pacific had banned you. I thought you quit.
That's a bit like asking, "which came first, the chicken or the egg."

I was ejected.
I came back long enough to post the "suicide" note and a good bye thread which apparently spawned this whole silly episode. As I said, I'm banned from the forum, so I can't see if it's as silly as it's made to appear here or not.

Either way. I'm not happy about the generification of The Pacific. I suppose I could get off my ass and attempt to fix it. But then again, I would have to think it was either possible or worth the time to do so.
It caused a 12 page topic Dark
 
I did not realise the Pacific had banned you. I thought you quit.
That's a bit like asking, "which came first, the chicken or the egg."

I was ejected.
I came back long enough to post the "suicide" note and a good bye thread which apparently spawned this whole silly episode. As I said, I'm banned from the forum, so I can't see if it's as silly as it's made to appear here or not.
The "suicide" Note was based on a large Misconception (sp?) of the inner workings of the then A.D.N. NOW D.S.A.

The comments it caused were split of into a topic 12 pages long should have been more exact earlier.
 
12 Pages! Wooo! I'm fameous. LOL

[aside]
Thanks for that news SWATH. I admit my bans are getting on my nerves. It's hard for me to not know what is going on in there. lol
Not as hard as actually retiring, apparently. But I think most of us understand the addiction that is NS (or rather the NS players). [/aside]

I wonder how many of those former ADN people left the ADN because anyone outside the "inner circle" was expected to exist in a bubble of smiling ignorance and grin their way through hudreds of game and spam posts without ever asking a question?

Someone TGd me to tell me that now on the forum, if you mention my name, your thread gets deleted and you get veiled threats on your membership in the NPO.

It must be that...

I R TEH antichrist :bat:
 
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