Chuck Norris

[Apollo-Industria]

Say each sentence in relation to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can divide by 0.

 

[Isimud]

Chuck Norris knows the true value of pi.

 

[Apollo-Industria]

Chuck Norris knows where Waldo is.

 

[Democratic Donkeys]

Chuck Norris knows that this internet fad was old a year ago.

 

[Westwind]

Chuck Norris knows the Kevin Bacon game is worse.

 

[Monte Ozarka]

Chuck Norris can beat Vin Diesel at this game.

 

[Apollo-Industria]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

 

[Byardkuria]

Chuck Norris made DD beat me to it.

 

[Fulhead Land]

Chuck Norris is so tough that under his beard isn't a chin, only a third fist

 

[Eifel-Germany]

When Chuck was a child he took down planes in WW2 with pointing his finger in the air and shouting *BOOM*.

 

[Apollo-Industria]

Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes. He sends a picture of himself to the government. He hasn't paid a single tax yet.

 

[Fulhead Land]

Chuck Noris word is law

 

[Apollo-Industria]

The next step in evolution is Chuck Norris.

 

[Sydia]

All your base are belong to Chuck Norris!

Internet memes ftw.

 

[Apollo-Industria]

If you see Chuck Norris walking hand-in-hand with a man, it's not because he's gay. It's because he's run out of women.

 

[IndieGirl]

Chuck Norris knows the wrong way to eat a Reese's.

 

[Apollo-Industria]

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

 

[IndieGirl]

You don't want to know what Chuck Norris would do for a Klondike bar.

 

[Sydia]

In Soviet Russia, YOU roundhouse kick Chuck Norris!

 

[IndieGirl]

Chuck Norris doesn't like Sara Lee.