Not an mp3, i'm not clever enough for those, but a radio anecdote if you will..
When I was in Florida last summer we listened to this radio station "XL 106.7" or something, in particular the Doc and Johnny Breakfast Show. One morning they were meant to have one of you crazy American reality stars/boyband members on the show but he was late and they had this caller ring up from Anchorage Alaska, who descibed himself as a gay man obsessed with this celebrity who demanded to know when he would be on the air! And he kept ringing up and talking to them and it was slightly amusing but the guy still didnt show...so the presenters put a call through, with the gay guy on the line, saying it was him..turns out it was a confused hispanic man. The gay obsessive is sitting their gushing while this guy just sits on a phone going "que?" until the gay guy realises and starts berating the two presenters in a bunny boiler esque moment.
Was all quite amusing