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I dunno where news stuff goes... so I'll put this here

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6637855.stm

Hilton backs online pardon appeal

Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton is backing an online petition seeking a pardon of her 45-day prison sentence because she enlivens "mundane" lives.

The petition to California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger also claims she was being used as a scapegoat to highlight the dangers of drink-driving.

Hilton was sentenced after being found guilty of violating her probation for a drink-driving conviction.

She must start her jail term by 5 June or risk a doubling of her sentence.

'Role model'

In a message on a MySpace website, Ms Hilton apparently endorsed the online appeal, saying: "My friend Joshua started his petition, please help and sihn it (sic). I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!"

The petition paints Ms Hilton as a role model who "provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives".

It also draws parallels between other high-profile US figures who were forgiven for their misdeeds.

"If the late former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake," it says.

Mr Schwarzenegger's press secretary, Aaron McLear, said the governor would not become involved in any case "until the individual has exhausted their judicial remedies".

Ms Hilton's representative, Elliot Mintz, could not verify whether the MySpace message attributed to his celebrity client was genuine, but he did say the petition "appeared to be authentic".

Separately, her lawyers have said they will appeal against the sentence.

Seriously, what? If anything they ought to be locking her up for longer. <_<
 
She should be sent by UPS to Siberia! Maybe she could do a reality show about being in a Gulag! :w00t:
 
Paris should be thankful she's only getting 45 days for drunk driving. I do love the fact, although, that she thinks she so important to everyday American life. I believe my horribly mundane life would actually be improved if she wasn't in the news every 15 minutes. Seriously, how huge does your friggin ego have to be to make statements like that?
 
BBC:
The petition to California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger also claims she was being used as a scapegoat to highlight the dangers of drink-driving.
She was going twice the speed limit on a suspended license and under probation for driving drunk. This was the fourth time they caught her violating her probation.

BBC:
"If the late former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake," it says.

Ford struck a deal with Nixon so he could be President and the crook wouldn't have to go to jail. Nixon, at least, got America out of Vietnam and desegregated schools. Hilton is a vacuous succubus, the embodiment of amoral nitwitude and willful, sinful stupidity. There is no comparison. This is the sort of American Generation Y public school arguing that believes "I'm only wrong if I've been caught, and of course I'd never want to be caught so I never 'meant to do anything wrong' I never did anything "on purpose", it was someone else's fault Your Honor".

BBC:
The petition paints Ms Hilton as a role model who "provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives".

Hubris! Hubris! Where's that vomit smiley...
 
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The petition paints Ms Hilton as a role model who "provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives".

Role model my ass. And the only excitement she might provide is in the pants of adolescent boys.
 
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