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I decided to make a blog to let my inner spirit unfold and release unto the wild so that I may say whatever is on my mind.

The first thing on my mind is the North Pacific Destroyers. A lot of people say ignore them. A lot of people say give them what they want: a war. I say, love them. First off, God said to love thy neighbor as thyself. Second, if we tell them we love them, they will hate it mainly because they hate us. It is just like when Elmer Fudd used his weapon of much hatred to try and hunt an innocent bystander bunny by the name of Bugs, and Bugs showed his affection for him by kissing him. This made Fudd ever so angry.

So, in conclusion, love them. Show your affection for them. It will anger them more than a war. More than ignoring them.
 
Random Thoughts:

I can't see clearly now that the rain is gone due to the fog.

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Has anyone ever tested that?

I'm out of my mind right now. Please leave a message after the beep.

I'm lost in thought. Send out a search party.

How do you know when you've had too many drinks? You run out.
 
I don't know what your problem is, but it must be hard to spell.


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I like the one about baby oil. Have you heard that one? If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

Welcome to TNP Blogosphere!

:fish:

That's the customary greeting for new bloggers. Allegedly.
 
Most Recent Poster's Whose Name I cannot Pronounce: Thou art welcome.

If you are a member of the REgional Assembly you can see that I have converted from anti-war to leaning towards pro-war, but not a stupid war. Any war needs to be fought on our own soil so we can have the upper hand.
 
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