A fowl thread

I want penguin for thanksgiving. The nice thing about serving penguin is that you don't even need to dress the bird, and you don't have to sweat whether your in-laws want white meat or dark.

I agree!

One stuffed penguin, coming up!

I had a history teacher who was afraid of penguins once... all the other teachers loved making fun of her for it.

Anyway, with the parade now over, you people can now start listening to Christmas music. Unlike the countless department stores and such that start playing the stuff right after halloween.