DOWN THE CROOKED LANE MY BICYCLE GOES. TEA? YES PLEASE, I'LL HAVE A JULIE ANDREWS.* A GPS SYSTEM? WHY WOULD I WANT ONE OF THOSE FOR CHRISTMAS? DUCKS MAKE A SOUND MORE LIKE "SNARK" THAN QUACK. EASY DOES IT, MRS ACKROYD, YOU WOULD NOT WANT TO BRING ON YOUR TROUBLE, WOULD YOU? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "CARE IN THE COMMUNITY"?
*ie White tea with no sugar. (Julie Andrews = white, nun)