Hello!

[Chapstickisfun]

Hello everyone. My name is Amber and I am new. Can't say much else, must go to work.

 

[OPArsenal]

Close your tags.

 

[OPArsenal]

Oh, and welcome.

 

[Heft]

omghai

 

[CaptainChaos]

Nice to meet you Amber, i'm Holly.

 

[mental imagination]

Hey Amber, Richard here; welcome to the NP

 

[Daimiaena]

Hiya....Welcome to TNP...

Dai...

 

[Great Bights Mum]

Hi! Nice to see you. I love your nation's name. I never thought of chapstick as being fun before. Now lip gloss, that's fun! Personally I'm a lipstick fan... not so fun, but longer lasting.

 

[OPArsenal]

Personally I'm a lipstick fan... not so fun, but longer lasting.

My dear, I beg to differ...

 

[Chapstickisfun]

I love your nation's name. I never thought of chapstick as being fun before. Now lip gloss, that's fun! Personally I'm a lipstick fan... not so fun, but longer lasting.

Thank you! It's not my nation's name though. My nation's name is Old Sashimi. Chapstickisfun is just my aim name. I love it so I use it as often as possible. I have never really been a fan of lipstick. Too sticky and it gets on everything.

 

[Great Bights Mum]

Old Sashimi?! ooooo stinky!

 

[mental imagination]

be careful OPA might *nevermind*

 

[Chapstickisfun]

Old Sashimi?!  ooooo stinky!

It is quite pungent, but always tatsy.

 

[Chapstickisfun]

be careful OPA might *nevermind*

He might what?

 

[Trinistein]

Hello, good whatever-it might-be-in-your-time-zone, and hope that you won't find too many off-topic (or on-topic) forum-spammer hyphen-abusers.

 

[Chapstickisfun]

Well thank you. Good evening to you too. If it is evening where you are too. If not, my apologies.

 

[mental imagination]

you had an open tag for a bit but caught yourself so I said *nevermind* anyway OPA is funny

Close your tags. Said  Mr. OPArsenal

 

[OPArsenal]

I might pounce in that method of mine that is so... Energetic.

 

[Chapstickisfun]

Your energetic pouncing doesn't scare me

 

[OPArsenal]

It should, lassie. It should.

 

[mental imagination]

the 2 above posters should open a new thread and call it double or nothing.

 

[Namyeknom]

Hang on a sec, when did we suddenly start getting real names?

Anyway, welcome...



You can obviously hold your own against OPA, so we don't have to post the normal warnings...

 

[Chapstickisfun]

You can obviously hold your own against OPA

He isn't so scary. He's all talk.

 

[OPArsenal]

She isn't so talk, she's all scary.

 

[Chapstickisfun]

She isn't so talk, she's all scary

And what does that say about your preferences?

 

[OPArsenal]

That they're not for you.

 

[Chapstickisfun]

I'll remember that.

 

[Emperor Matthuis]

Welcome!

 

[Chapstickisfun]

Thank you!

 

[Emperor Matthuis]

Your welcome.

*tips hat*

 

[Chapstickisfun]

*tips hat*

I see I have a gentleman in my midst?

 

[OPArsenal]

A gentleman amidst many, many swine.

 

[Chapstickisfun]

Oh I know you aren't one. No warnings about that needed.

 

[OPArsenal]

My dear, you have no idea what I am capable in in this life or the next.

 

[Chapstickisfun]

Eat it.

 

[Chapstickisfun]

Oh I think you have given me a pretty accurate idea of what you're capable of. You can't fool me. I know you too well.

 

[OPArsenal]

Allegedly.

There are retards, they are rounded up, there is a rodeo, and magically, your posts appear.

 

[Chapstickisfun]

No the rodeo only showed up after you arrived my dear. No retards contributed to the wording of these posts. But it was a good try.

 

[OPArsenal]

No the rodeo only showed up after you arrived my dear. No retards contributed to the wording of these posts. But it was a good try.

Oh, I'm sorry. The retards must have been given the day off. Did you instead call in the autistic gibbons with quill pens?

I should have recognized their wholly unique literary diction.

 

[Chapstickisfun]

No I let you use those yesterday and you never gave them back. You're a greedy man. No I have been using the help of Patrick Stewart's playwriting abilities for mine. and Yes I have seen everything.