The Greatest Moronic Deed

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moron selfishness

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To all it may concern!

I, The Great Moron of Selfishness, hereby claim the title of

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THE GREATEST MORON OF ALL THE KNOWN AND THE UNKNOWN UNIVERSES
(inc. that strange dark spot on the left side)
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by the accomplishment of the GREAT MORONIC DEED of

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creation of the obnoxious Jingoistic States of Moron Selfishness
[ http://www.nationstates.net/moron_selfishness ]
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I hereby state, also, that if any idiot has enough nerve to challenge this outstanding
moronic deed and provide righteous proof of a greater accomplishment, I will
immediately surrender my title and give up the nice coat of arms (if by any means I
manage to keep track of this moronic thread!)

As the Unrivaled Tyrant of All Selfish Morons, I will be the sole and despotic judge
in this issue.
 
Dear Cthul Murgos,

You have caught my right eye's munificent attention (the other one is a little bit more sardonic). I think you must be a quite interesting person, and i think i would like to know you better if i had a few microseconds to spare...

So, in the name of Great Myself, and to be known everywhere they don't give a damn,

For minor acts of outstanding moronic irrelevance,

I hereby grant to CTHUL MURGOS the title of

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#1 PALADIN OF MORONIC IRRELEVANCE
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and the small badge of

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THE GREATEST MORON OF MY OWN ROOM
(Moronic Award Level 1)
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(Which i would send you if i knew how – don't forget i'm just a moron... albeit the greatest of 'em all!)

Yours truly...
 
As for Great Bights Mum and Hersfold, who have so gallantly aroused my apathy,

In the name of Great Myself, and and to be known everywhere they don't give a damn,

For significant accomplishments in unwilling moronic bravado,

I hereby grant to [write your names here] the title of

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THE GREATEST MORON OF MY OWN REALM
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and the small badge of

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THE LUDICROUS GREATNESS OF BORING NEIGHBORHOOD
(Moronic Award Level 2)
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(Which i would send you if i knew how – don't forget i'm just a moron... albeit the greatest of 'em all!)

Yours truly...

[P.S.: Please feel free to don't bother to thank me]
 
OPA, i'm a great moron, i'm reaaaaly The Greatest Mororon of all, but i'm not a complete halfwit... And thou, Sir, art no moron at all, no siree – you are just a loony. And we morons tend do disregard loonies with a presumptuous eye. Or two (at the same time whenever achievable).

Please adress your vindication to the minor league it belongs...

Effusive best regards (although of the disregarding vintage)

:fish:
 
as for you, Cthul Murgus, i rejoice with my anticipatory clairvoyance!

You just undertook your first maneuver of preeminent bravery by titillating my onanistic egomania!

Your nonchalant paladinate is now awarded the motto

"LA NONCHALANCE EST MON LIQUEUR"
 
And now, the nice badges that thrived your anticipation!

(which you can use as you please, although i recommend you copy them to your PCs and put in the recycle bin for later deletion)...

moronlevel1km0.jpg
moronlevel2jp8.jpg


Aren't they so cute? 127,42% moronically handmade!
 
^^ Can use it any time they (you) want?!!!??!!

To late I already ran for the institution?!?!?!! It is called LIFE (deal with it we say)


P.S. thanx for the vote
 
Mental Imagination,

I've seen you around and I magnanimously decided I liked what I saw.

Your blattant swaggering has left me speechless for a few microseconds. You are a generous moronophile and regarded with great esteem and infection throughout our barren lands.

So, in the name of Great Myself, and to be known everywhere they don't give a damn,

For outspoken acts of candid mischievousness,

I hereby grant to MENTAL IMAGINATION the title of

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GREAT MASTER OF MENTAL INSTITUTIONS
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and the small badge of

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THE GREATEST MORON OF MY ALLEY
(Moronic Award Level 3)
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moronlevel3hp8.jpg


(which you can use as you please, although i recommend you copy it to your PC and put in the recycle bin for later deletion)...

Yours tramontane,
 
Interesting word this (moronophile). This word lacks description in normal world, (what is normal?).

I misciefiosly and with generous moronophile attitude accept this Honor. :evil:

So, in the name of Great Myself, and to be known everywhere they don't give a damn,

For outspoken acts of candid mischievousness,

I hereby grant to MENTAL IMAGINATION the title of

GREAT MASTER OF MENTAL INSTITUTIONS
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:toast: :drink: :victory: :bigdoh:
 
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