Hi, I'm new.

[Vulcan]

No really I am. So when does the hazing start?

 

[Daimiaena]

Hiya Vulcan...I'm sure there will be hazing soon...I'd recommend buying some tartan paint as a bribe.....

 

[Former English Colony]

Hiya Vulcan...I'm sure there will be hazing soon...I'd recommend buying some tartan paint as a bribe.....

*Former English Colony sits totally mesmerized by Dai's avatar.

 

[Vulcan]

Hiya Vulcan...I'm sure there will be hazing soon...I'd recommend buying some tartan paint as a bribe.....

What's "Tartan" paint?

 

[north harmoneia]

Heya Vulcan, welcome!

 

[Daimiaena]

What's "Tartan" paint?

You'll need to ask for it at a hardware shop...Do you have one where you are???

If you have I would also get some Sky Hooks while you are there...

 

[King Durk the Awesome]

Hardware shops are bad for my allergies (dust mites)

 

[Hersfold]

Welcome to TNP, Vulcan. In order to be considered a full citizen, you must remove all your clothing, cover yourself in tartan paint, and hang yourself by the armpits from the roof of the forum.

Or you could register for the Regional Assembly. Much easier and far less painful.

Nice name, btw.

Edit: I'm not dyslexic, it's the keyboard.

 

[Fedele]

Hello.

 

[Monte Ozarka]

Hello. I'm the only sane one here. Enjoy your stay!

 

[dont pick it up]

welcome to the TNP, hope you have fun