If you can't beat them

Flemingovia

TNPer
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If you can't beat them .... copy them

There comes a point in every relationship when the question gets asked: "Should we get married/move in together?

The NPO and Gatesville have clearly reached that stage in their deepening affection for one another. Today Emperor Ivan Moldavi announced to the world that the two regions were uniting to form BOSS .... the new fragance for men*.

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At least, that is the first thought that jumped into my mind. But it turns out that BOSS is not the latest in Nationstates male grooming; no, it is:

a new conservative, right wing, anti-UN alliance

Dispelling all thought of cheap aftershave from my mind, I immediately thought to myself "I have heard this somewhere before. This sounds remarkably like ACCEL and the Meritocracy, organisations that recentlyincurred Moldavi's ire by rejecting the Pacific's application for membership of ACCEL."

Can it really be? Is Moldavi so devoid of ideas that he will imitate those he sees as rivals in the NS stakes?

I suggest this is put to the test. I call on left wing/hippy alliances to invite, then reject mebership by the Pacific. Then we can see if a few days later MOldavi created the "Organisation (of) Lefties, Democrats, Socialist Pacificans In Confederation (and) Equality" - or OLD SPICE, for short.

It has to be worth a shot.

And remember, folks....

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* a free sample of BOSS is available
HERE (CLICKY)
 
Is this you poor attempt to win favor with the organization you have so recently joined?

A bit of bootlicking on your agenda today?
 
The mertiocracy does not wear boots. They go in for stiletto heels and fishnet stockings.

Keep wearing the parfum.
 
How can you have a formal position? Is it possible to have an informal position? What is your favorite position?
 
I did not forget. I assumed that by now it would not be needed.

And that is my formal position as the writer of the article.

Can anyone smell aftershave? I keep getting a whiff.
 
My point proven..... :lol:

Why do I feel like I am number 6 anytime I come to this newsroom...


(Lets see who gets that. Then lets see who wonders how a teen can make that reference)
 
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