Know your rights!!

This is the Declaration of Rights for the effing morons. The point of this is to have the general idea of Article One of our Constitution without actually reading it. I strongly recommend you to not use this if you're deciding to sue on a rights violation... damn you're looking confused already. So here we go!

1) You're allowed to decide your own issues and whether or not to join the UN.
2) - You can say what you want, report what you want, and practise whatever religion you want. (Hey enough with the Jedi mind tricks already!)
- The government is required to not get in the way of that and to help you out with that.
- You can organize or attend anything.
- You can complain to the Court about stuff you find wrong.
- Those with the fancy titles are only supposed to work for you and the best of the region.
3) You can choose whether or not to participate in this region. No one can tell you whether or not you should join the UN.
4) You can endorse whoever you want.
5) Don't let those with fancy titles push you around, you can impeach them if they do.
6) No one can be accused of a crime not in the Justice section, no one can sit through a trial for the same crime twice.
7) - You're innocent until proven guilty.
- you can choose you're own lawyer.
- you can't have a punishment too harsh for a harmless crime.
- if charged, you must have a trial with people smarter but not better than you.
8) You cannot be banned unless its ok with the Constitution and Legal Code. If banned, you can have one last say as to why you shouldn't be banned.
9) Public say, having everyone join in on big decisions, and holding people responsible are what this region is about.
- No one can be guilty of breaking the law without a trial. (But if Fullhead, feel free to just plain be GUILTY.)
10) We're all allowed the same vote and say as everyone else.
11) No one prove this list to be worthless unless we vote it worthless.
 
I didn't read past the first sentence as I do not consider myself to be in the target audience of effing morons!! Others may disagree but, please leave me to live the illusion!!
 
It's the exact same as "The Idiot's Guide to ____". Humor is used to comfort the beleaguered traveler overwhelmed by where to begin; surreptitously letting him know he isn't stupid (the bluntness makes the joke obvious)1, but also recognizing he isn't familiar with the subject but would like to learn. Gawd.



1How many of us, when faced with a difficult subject matter, have prefaced our cries for help with "okay, stupid question time..." or "I'm an idiot and have no idea what I'm doing, please help"? We're not making serious judgements about how smart we are; self-effacing humor like that is good for getting information while also keeping the mood light and friendly.
 
As much as I hate to align myself with GM( ;) ) I too refuse to insinuate any deficiencies on my part.

Of course, I also refuse to ask for help. That would be an insinuation of deficiency on its own.
 
4) You can endorse whoever you want.

Lie. We decide to endo people other than the VD and D too much, its bad. Or if we decie not to endorse the aformentioned.

5) Don't let those with fancy titles push you around, you can impeach them if they do.

Lie. Well at least in my transcript related experiences. Loopholes abound!

2) - You can say what you want

Lie. Look at:
11) No one can say this list is worthless unless we vote it worthless
Ok yanking your chain word play wise
6) No one can be accused of a crime not in the Justice section, no one can sit through a trial for the same crime twice.
7) - You're innocent until proven guilty.
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- No one can be guilty without a trial.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Yeah...sure
 
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