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Today the Department of Information of Daimiaena released this statement....

Due to unforeseen budgeting necessity the Department of Finance has had to reallocate a tiny percentage of funding from Admin to Defence. Obviously this will not result in any job losses merely a reshuffling of current admin staff. This change in budget policy has occured due to the rise of militant terrorists claiming the title Enviornmentalists for Tomorrow. These so called activists have elaborate plans to destabilise the government, to further their supposed "Green" agenda. This will not be tolerated. Under any circumstances.

The representatives of The State Administraton officially sanctioned these changes, stating they understood entirely the necessity for the Department of Finances actions.
 
----MESREC- - Daimiaena DoI

BEGIN COMMUNIQUE

Dear Sir or Madam;

It is with a heavy heart that we learn of your most recent terrorist threat. While it is not the policy of the Byardkurian Defense Corporation to take sides in such a conflict, we would like to take this opportunity to remind you of the services and merchandise we provide, from teams of Restorer shock troops, all of whom are trained in basic medicine, engineering, and science; to the newly-available OM-35 Mjolnir orbital-launched missile. In addition, the BDC has recently launched a new line of less-lethal deterrent systems, ranging from sonic disorienters to a full line of chemical irritant and neutralization agents, which are available either in bulk quantities or as prepacked munitions for any of the BDC's line of projectile weapon systems.

We understand the financial difficulties faced by organizations such as yours, facing the grim spectre of domestic terrorism, and, as such, would also like to extend to your government a line of credit in the amount of 650 million FHR , complete with indivdualized purchasing cards for each of your trusted agencies. Please contact one of our account representatives today to find out what the BDC can do for you!.

Yours,

Your friends at the Byardkurian Defense Corporation

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The Department of Information -the Byardkurian defense corporation-

With Refernce to recent comunique:
As can be seen from this transcript of today's broadcast on Daimiaena Television, we are quite capable of dealing with any stirrings of unrest.

Today On DTV..The only station on Damiaena airwaves, because who needs the wrong news when Daimiaen is alway right...

The commander of the newly founded anti-terrorist squad today stated: We have eliminated the threat of the EfT once and for all, late last night we arrested thirty young men and women at various addresses around Daimiaena. These people are the very core of EfT, and the rest of their mob will soon disappear.

The commander of the all-clone squad-already nicknamed the barcodes of truth-went on to say the action had been authorised by the dept. of Justice, but he could give no other details so as to protect the squad's operational secrecy.

The Department of Justice had this to say on the matter: These deviant scum, who have plotted so long against our very way of life will now enter the justice system. After the usual seventy-two hour interrogation, their confessions will be read into the court records, in absentia, and their execution date set for later in the week.

In other news the Department of Finance released the latest in a number of sweeping budgetary reforms, the dept. of Justice is to be given more financing. An Official scource stated: in light of the recent succesful anti terror campaign, surely they deserve more scope to expand their operations.

The Department of Peace today commended the move. Having recently received the same financial boost just days ago. A spokesperson for the Dept. said: obviously now the department of Justice can focus on internal security matters, freeing us up to concentrate on external affairs in our region. Also with the new conscription laws under consideration by the govt. we confidently expect to be able to expand our forces sufficiently to deal with any event.

The Secretary of Department of Information, Daimiaena.
 
The Department of Information- official press release

The country is in shock today to learn that the thirty dissidents previously arrested, tried, and condemned managed to escape justice. The convoy taking them to their execution was intercepted by a large armed force just outside the capital in the early hours of this morning.

The Department of Justice today placed the blame squarely at the feet of the Department of Peace.."They were meant to supply us with a unit to defend the convoy, but no-one turned up." A scource claimed.

The Department of peace are refusing to comment on the incident.

In other news the banninng of dog breeding raised a few eyebrows in the government chambers this week.

"this from a government that condones human cloning is farcical." stated an anonymous scource.

Later today the official spokesperson of the state administration is expected to make a surprise statement. The exact nature of the statement has not been revealed, but it is thought to concern the recent budgetary cuts to the finances of the federation.
 
We are sorry to hear of your decision not to employ the Byardkurian Defense Corporation and its extensive experience in your recent unrest. If your situation should destabilize, or further insurgent action threaten your usual vendor, feel free to contact us.

James Siefert

Customer Service Department
 
Official Statement of the federation of state administration

Due to recent funding cuts, and the corresponding downsizing across the industry it has been decided that a major retraining inititiative has been instigated by the federation.
All current and previous federation members will be expected to participate in this proccess.
New training camps will be set up in southern Daimiaena.
New admin technologies and management techniques plus team building will be included on the training agenda.
 
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