Monte Ozarka
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^ provides me with such beer bottles
Blatant Lies About The Above Poster
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Vrtbovska Zahrada
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^ should like Pilsner, then!
Monte Ozarka
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^ knows the real way to a woman's heart 
Monumental Proportions
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^ is the kind of gal you'd do on a subway.
Monte Ozarka
TNPer
^ has been done by < on a subway 
Blackshear
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^ has a tremendous mustachio.
Monte Ozarka
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^ wishes he was Martin van Buren
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^ did Martin Van Buren.
Monte Ozarka
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^ holy crap, he knows!
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^ is boring.
Monte Ozarka
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^ sex god (<3 still)
(<3 still)
Vrtbovska Zahrada
TNPer
^ being DS
Monte Ozarka
TNPer
^ has Hugh Hefner's sex drive
(What's "DS"?)
(What's "DS"?)
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Dental Stability.
^ is the lame. Fact.
^ is the lame. Fact.
Monte Ozarka
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^ lays golden eggs
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^ devours chickens whole.
Monte Ozarka
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^ sucks more than a vacuum, a black hole, and his mom...combined.
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^ plays slowpitch racquet ball at all times. In the nude.
Monte Ozarka
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^ really just a dolphin
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^ died
Monte Ozarka
TNPer
^ likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain
Vrtbovska Zahrada
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Er, that's work to explain it!
I was making allusion to your previous post, with MP as sex god. If you pronounce DS in a French way, that gives you déesse, which means goddess in French.
^ doesn't like windows
Monte Ozarka
TNPer
^ loves to be smashed headfirst into a window
Vrtbovska Zahrada
TNPer
^ does not like the smash itself, but all those little cuts from the glass afterwards.
Monte Ozarka
TNPer
^ enjoys the taste of glass shards. Gives it an extra kick in the stomach lining.
Vrtbovska Zahrada
TNPer
^ looks like my stomach (after I tasted some glass).
Monte Ozarka
TNPer
^ looks like my pancreas (yeah, the one that looks like a turd)
Vrtbovska Zahrada
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^ was in a zoo once upon time and random people came to her, giving her some bananas.
Wow, MO, I really get to know my mean side with you!
Wow, MO, I really get to know my mean side with you!
Monte Ozarka
TNPer
All in good fun!^ got sucked into a black hole and survived
Vrtbovska Zahrada
TNPer
^ got sucked by that "black hole", too ('t was the vacuum cleaner. Duh! Housewives at work! 
)
)
Monte Ozarka
TNPer
Yeah, but I didn't survive...yeah. Also, ow. >_>
^ has an easily pronouncable name
^ has an easily pronouncable name
Vrtbovska Zahrada
TNPer
^ has an exotic name in RL.
Monte Ozarka
TNPer
^ actually Hugh Jackman posting anonymously on the internet
Vrtbovska Zahrada
TNPer
Hugh Jackman?!?
Whatever....
^ Harald Schmidt's alter ego
Whatever....
^ Harald Schmidt's alter ego
Monte Ozarka
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^ ate too many crunchy red rocks and is now a Homunculus
Monte Ozarka
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^ has a house filled with cats and Mountain Dew cans
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^ licks mountain dew cans for profit
Blackshear
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^ the real-life inspiration of the "Bubbles" character on Trailer Park Boys.