My Pub

What's on the Menu?

The Gotham Ale-Bred in Gotham City by sailors, this drink is a strong, Popeye drink, mateys!

The Pacifican Brew-Traded from the Pacific, this foreign drink is guaranteed to light up your life... literally.

The Northern Nail-From right here in the North Pacific, a beer you'll never forget!

Poltsama Light-Lightly touched after being named after the current Prime Minister: Polts.

The Ex-Odus-Traded specifically from the Exodus as a specialty from the Exodus.

The Clumsy Wolf-the best LWU beer in town!

Specialty Today:

Polts Magma (The Polts Lite without the Lite)
 
I'd wondered if Polts was a bit touched, but this clinches it! :lol:

Any chance there's a hidden bottle of Tanqueray, a semi-concealed bottle of cold tonic, a few ice cubes stuffed in a corner, and a forgotten lime?
 
A couple of years now. Great Bights Dad and I did a bit of carousing back in the day. But he's since passed on. :cry: Ah, well. He was a lying cheating SOB anyway.

Better get me another Polts L!!te. And a shot of Beam. Oh, and another TnT for my friend.
 
*Strolls in with several crates of Dalimbari vodka* You wouldn't want to add my world famous Dalimbari vodka to the menu eh? *Hands PRHQ a bottle, and hope he enjoys*

And I'll have a Northern Nail please and thank ya.
 
Sure. *pours drink and adds the lime wedge* So, I hear you running for Minister of Arts & Entertainment. Now, how's that working out for yah?
 
*IndieGirl runs her fingers through her hair and sighs, absentmindedly playing with the bottle.

"Well, I've definitely got some stiff competition. I think this is the toughest race I've been in, actually. It's kinda hard, y'know. I love all of the other people who are running, and wouldn't be at all hurt if they won, but at the same time, I just...I have this image in my head of what I'd love to see happening in this part of the forum, and...I dunno. I just want to serve the people, and let them know how much they mean to me and I dunno if that message is coming across."

IG sips her drink and smiles.

"Excellent. Thank you. How's business? How's your own campaign coming along?"
 
Darn! I've just figured out they may shut down my campaign... It turns out I'm not eligible to run. I haven't been a member for at least a month, yet.
 
There will be plenty of Deputy spots open. Nice place to get your feet wet in TNP. When candidates come in here, just make sure their drinks are on the house. ;)

Can I have a Scotch and soda, please?
 
Glad you liked it. The kids are always finding funny stuff out there. I tell them to bookmark it so I can share it here. Oh... I have to go find the "Texas" version of Windows, its a goodie!

Bartender? Another round, please. Say, do you have any food in this place?
 
Lard??? The only thing I know what to do with lard is make a pie crust. How about a nice peach pie? And a vodka tonic with lime.... just squeeze the lime and throw it away, I hate rubbish in my drinks.
 
*pours drink and gives to GBM* I'm not sending out job applications until the Mods do something crazy like let me start my own bar business.
 
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