Inherent Truths

[Monte Ozarka]

Tell us what you think is inherently/always/absolutely true.

Truth: Trees are made for climbing; ceilings are not.

 

[Virtual Boy]

Bono is an idiot:

On his new campaign for Africa - "We'll make this sexy, as well as earnest."

The Importance of Being Sexy. ROFLMAO.

 

[Monte Ozarka]

Speaking of that, U2 sucks. Hard.

 

[Virtual Boy]

I have to contest you, October was okay

Umbrellas are fairly useless. The water's got to go somewhere.

 

[IndieGirl]

People who sell really thick milkshakes should stop giving people straws with them. Everyone knows it's futile, and personally, I think they only do it to laugh at the customers behind their backs. Jerks.

 

[Puckton]

that's why you either get a spoon or just drink it straight from the cup.

 

[Virtual Boy]

People feed cats fish, even though they have no particular preference for fish.

 

[Groclant]

Death and taxes baby, death and taxes.

 

[Groclant]

Give up on the solar powered flashlight.

 

[Sajlamot]

Truth: This is kinda getting off topic.

 

[Virtual Boy]

Reese Witherspoon is fit.

 

[IndieGirl]

Cream of Wheat is great with soy sauce and a little butter.

 

[Sajlamot]

Truth: That last post sounds disgusting.

 

[Great Bights Mum]

The amount of junk a person has will automatically expand to fill every available space.

 

[IndieGirl]

Knit gloves don't really keep your hands from getting cold or wet.

 

[Virtual Boy]

Everyone in the world is a fucking idiot.

 

[IndieGirl]

Broil and bake are not the same thing. Damn burnt fishsticks.

 

[Sajlamot]

Truth: Cooking isnt IG's hot spot.

 

[IndieGirl]

Actually, I make excellent food. My sister cooked the fishsticks, and I was being facetious with the cream of wheat comment...sort of.

 

[Kumiko]

Truth: Cooking is a strength of mine, and I've struggled with my weight a lot because of it.