Fight To The Death!

[IndieGirl]

If you could challenge one person/thing/literary creation in the Universe in a battle to the death, what would that person/thing/literary creation be?

Mine'd be the Bear in the Big Blue House.

EDIT: Or possibly Apollo from Battlestar Galactica. I'm not sure.

 

[Virtual Boy]

Lol, you pirated Yoda

I've changed my mind, I'd fight Jessica Fletcher to the death.

 

[Monte Ozarka]

T. S. Eliot

When Lil's husband got demobbed, I said -
I didn't mince my words, I said to her myself,
HURRY UP PLEASE IT'S TIME
Now Albert's coming back, make yourself a bit smart.
He'll want to know what you done with that money he gave you
To get herself some teeth.

WTF?!?!

 

[Virtual Boy]

T. S. Eliot

When Lil's husband got demobbed, I said -
I didn't mince my words, I said to her myself,
HURRY UP PLEASE IT'S TIME
Now Albert's coming back, make yourself a bit smart.
He'll want to know what you done with that money he gave you
To get herself some teeth.

WTF?!?!

Now see this is why I dislike a lot of poetry.

F2TD: A tyrant from Resident Evil, as long as I took him out in the end.

 

[Monkey]

George Galloway! What an annoying c*ck

 

[Virtual Boy]

George Galloway! What an annoying c*ck

That cat Monkey is daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn right!

 

[Monte Ozarka]

F2TD: Cellophane. I'd lose, though.

 

[Monkey]

F2TD: Tony Blair's smile

 

[Monte Ozarka]

F2TD: Count Dracula. "One...Two.......Threeeee...........Foooouuuuurrrrrlkeut892ew7tg8uhj9eo8hy" FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SPEED UP, MAN!

 

[Virtual Boy]

F2TD: Count Dracula. "One...Two.......Threeeee...........Foooouuuuurrrrrlkeut892ew7tg8uhj9eo8hy" FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SPEED UP, MAN!

WTF! ROFLMAO

 

[IndieGirl]

F2TD: People who consistently use the word "should".

 

[Puckton]

FT2D: People who use the word "like" at inappropriate moments