I Have...

I have a desperate need for sleep and a complete desire to abstain from it.
 
I have concluded that Bawls and Red Bull would be better choices over camel urine.
 
I have, like a billion dollars. I'm gonna buy a BMX bike and be a professional BMX guy and ride that shit off of ramps and do flips and tricks and be fucking rad like every day.
 
I have to change the channel and go to the far reaches of the planet looking for that elusive wacka doo whatchmacallit and eat it with all my weird and elusive friends while watching BMX stunts of ball busting attitudes
 
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