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Bartender, I’d like the key to my safety deposit box in the central bank, some cherry vodka with lemon and whatever sunflower seeds you can find

It has been quite a while since I have set foot here. And since there’s no longer an IP ban on my account I’d like to see whether it was left out by mistake or purely intentional. So in case it was a mistake and I get blacklisted again, what I’ve done since last is a mixture of craziness and...

I do not need much of an introduction as most people who governed the game around 2016 should know what I have done. I have served my time and I would like to start anew. Starting with the request to change my username to : Kekistan. I would also point out that I would refrain from expressing...

When you use Prego tomato pasta sauce, add Diced tomatoes, onions to kick it up a notch. Add minced meat if you wish, then add the other ingredients you want already boiled. Then boil your pasta. When your toppings are done, lace in tomato sauce and let it smmer at lowest heat. Drain water to...

Thanks. I can cook that shit on a sunny afternoon. Who says me can't cook. I can and it is how I secured my crush to be my first girlfriend, picture this, Home economics lesson, we can cook anything we want, she cooked me traditional malaysian cookies which were pretty tasty. Then I cooked her a...

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"I am not going to destroy anybody but the lightning party. I am not in favour of manifesting destiny, as ancestors did so and settled with what large lands we have today. I am going to make this clear, I am not asking necerierra to let me in and destroy it. I want to avoid one of the...

"No no nko. I am not threatening necerierra with nukes. I said my nukes are missing and the ousted lightning party leader claims to have hidden it in necerierra. I am not trying to destroy anybody's sovereignty, I am trying to avoid nuclear blackmail

"I do not have time. Point is some egomaniac can blow up your nation in one push" said president Justin

Here Moristia, have some... I cooked this as I had a craving for something uniquely Aussie as a snack. Enjoy your ONLY free meal for the month

"Plus Mr Sharpe you simply do not understand the weight of this internal conflict. My nation is self-sufficient enough for it to no longer depend on foreign exports for anything. This means that the person who rules this nation immedately gets the power of a nation just a few inches of being a...

"That is fine, but I might suggest for the goodwill of my people and yours that you at least try to find the nuclear bomb and kill the people owning it if necessary. My entire arsenal is more than enough for McMasterdonia to be entirely blown up and being turned intonothing short of a nuclear...

"Okay, then you are my ally. Let me explain everything from the very beginning to make you decide. Ever since the end of the fascist Uprising, the Lightning Party was the first political party that ever governed Malayan Singapura. Through the Gigantic size of the government, economic...

Welcome back to Singapuran report pewpew pewpewpew What is government ? Cremeden offered to help me resolve this stupid rebellion. Meanwhile Prydania's intentions are unknown and Ninhunland is kinda acting like a fag. Well I am pretty sure that no rebellion can survive the might of two...

Yes ? You have reached President Justin. So what do you want Mr Colonel Sharpe. And more importantly, who's side are you on ?

OOC:Sorry prydania, am cooking lunch will respond later

OOC: I accept pry's delay BTW I am using a HELL lotta things to attack: attack helicopters, mobile SAMs launchers, 4Wheel Drive light attack trucks with .50 caliber machine guns, armored attack craft, medium armored tanks, gunships, heavy machine gunners, snipers, standard soldiers with the...

"Operation: Lightning Strike is a go gentlemen. ALL VEHICLES, PREPARE TO DEPLOY. Go to their areas and squash them head on. Do what is necessary and do not worry of civillians. They are in their bunkers. Here are the addresses of bunkers where their inhabitants replied as citizens. Anywhere else...

OOC: 1 sorry 2: I meant seize buildings controlled by the ligtning party. Ok i meant push out the lightning party from the capital. ok ? 3: really ? that is what it meant. Sorry about that. And anyway I am christian. Maybe I should have said do it instead

OOC: Huh. So I did. But erm.. just how big is your military exactly ? I am literally way... huger than you. You know the Korean wars. I am guessing you are Luxembourg.

"Sir, the preparations to seize the capital is complete . Awaiting orders. " said a security guy "Deus Vult!" said the president And orders were given to seize the capital are underway...

"The Prydanians want the lightning party to win ? WTF is happening. I got democratically elected into power, found the lightning party guilty of vote rigging and now this whole rebellion shit.. GET ME Colonel Sharpe on the line NOW !" said president Justin Wong as he is trying to figure out what...

"All singapuran troops, go back to the capital and <secret orders >" Said president justin OOC: why would you use nukes in this, i placed them far away from the capital, so how did you "magically" teleported there ?

"wait so do I find tan or the nukes first?" said president justin, still on the cremeish flagship

"erm, uh oh, hey Sgt. Budi Adams, apparently Tan placed my nukes at necerierra, erm , so like help me please" said president justin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WKrkAlgj64 (The sounds right now)

The sound of bullets and explosions are now plaguing the whole nations. in the rivers, the farmlands, the cities, the parliamentary Capital district, the snowy mountains, it was full on war. With each bullet landed by a lightning party foot soldier, it seemed that now 2 bullets were fired by...

"Scramble all Singapuran Naval and air support. Their directive ? Follow the Cremeish naval and air fleet, they aretaking charge in this joint mission. I repeat, GET THE FREAKING JETS, CHOPPERS AND BOATS OUT NOW !!!" Screamed president justin to his military fleet, now also alongside the...

^ Is not willy wonka

"This is president Justin, to all the Singapuran people, we will not surrender this war. We all know that Tan would never want to use nuclear bombs on our country, he built it from 3 generations of a family governing singapura till now, if he was to nuke it, he would be the ruler of nothing...