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BLUE WOLF II CRUCIFIED BY THE REGIME: HALSONI LETS GLOBALIST MOB MURDER THE DEVOTED FLEMINGOVIAN WHO DIED FOR OUR SINS In the most grotesque abuse of power this region has witnessed in years, @Halsoni has surrendered to the globalist mob and authorised the public crucifixion of reformist...

GREITBART EXCLUSIVE UPDATE: Foskeburg’s Voter Purge Widens, Citizens Vanish After Questioning the Regime The crisis unfolding in the Regional Assembly has taken an even darker turn, as an ordinary citizen known on Discord as A Memory of Light — and on the regional forum as Josi — has now...

Sil Dorsett Installed as Advocate General, But He’s Not Advocating for You By Greitbart News Division Sil Dorsett, known across Greitbart’s newsroom as “Dodgy Dorsett” or “Sleepy Sil”, has been installed, not appointed, as Advocate General. And within minutes of the announcement, one thing...

MISSING DELEGATE? The North Pacific Rocked by Suspicions of an Impostor Government By Greitbart News Network – Exposing the Truth the Establishment Refuses to Face The façade is cracking. The whispers are growing louder. The truth, long buried under layers of bureaucratic calm, is fighting to...

The North Pacific Government Unveils “Consulate Alley,” Ushering in New Golden Age of Digital Diplomacy By: Pallaith, GUBERMANT Spokesperson In a staggering and unprecedented display of government excellence, The North Pacific has shattered expectations by launching the most monumental...

GT3, Ghost of Tiyrannus Three, or any other name he is known by, is banned from TNP Properties. "Hacking: Do not hack or attempt to hack another player’s account, or attempt to guess or learn their password." Since the NS mods have verified this is what GT4 did, it well within our standards to...

Greitbart Exclusive: Why We Stand With Sedgistan – The Hero NationStates Didn’t Know It Needed By Unibot WA Mission, Greitbart News Network NationStates, the long-standing political simulation and nation-building game, has seen its fair share of change-makers. But few have shown the...

Who Is Fachu? The Phantom Destabilising the World Assembly By Your Mom Something is deeply wrong in The North Pacific - and its name is @Fachu. The so-called “Minister for World Assembly Affairs” has materialized like a bureaucratic poltergeist, grabbing one of the most influential roles in...

We Have Always Loved Delegate Chipoli By McMasterdonia It is with the utmost sincerity, admiration, and unshakable respect that I pen this humble article about the greatness of our esteemed Delegate @Chipoli. He is an elegant, lovely, political mastermind everyone admires. Few leaders in...

BREAKING: Landslide Victory for St George Soros – Deep State Obliterated By Antony Green In a stunning and historic outcome, @St George Soros has declared victory with an overwhelming 99% of the two-party preferred vote, crushing opponent @Picairn who scraped in at just 1%. Former Delegate...

Shocking Turn in Delegate Race: Chipoli’s Secret DM Campaign Rattles Voters — Is Election Commissioner Pallaith Involved? PANIC IN THE POLLS. TRUST SHAKEN. DEMOCRACY IN DANGER? By Special Correspondent, Silly Dorsetty A political earthquake has struck the delegate race tonight as reports...

BREAKING: Vice Delegate Halsoni’s Plane Allegedly Shot Down Over Magicality City Vale Halsoni, dead at 69 Magicality City — At 4.20PM, Halsoni (69) was killed by GAY terrorists. The North Pacific is reeling after totes credible reports that Vice Delegate Halsoni’s plane was shot down over...

The Deep State Controls the Voting Booth Resist, fight, and be brave - do not let them control you By Tess Tickle, Healthy Eating Adviser In a bombshell exclusive, Greitbart can now reveal the shocking extent of deep state interference in the current election cycle within The North Pacific —...

Halsoni: I know better than you By Mike Hunt, Greitbart Social Commentator There’s power. And then there’s Halsoni. In an election year charged with tension, petty scandals, and endless debates between @Picairn and @Chipoli, one figure rises above the noise, effortless and untouchable...

Why We Fight! — An Interview with Gorundu and Robespierre By Special Crackhead In the glittering yet battle-worn halls of The North Pacific, few names stir as much passion as @Gorundu and Robespierre. Once at the height of political power — and later cast into exile — the couple has emerged...

Groundhog Day at the Ballot Box: Voters Stuck in a Choice Between Sameness and More Sameness By Georgia Soros, Greitbart As voters head to the polls this week, many feel like they’ve seen this movie before — because they have. The race for delegate pits incumbent @Chipoli against former...

What Happened to The North Pacific? From Bombshell Delegates to Smelly, Toothless Trolls There was a time when The North Pacific was not only the pinnacle of regional diplomacy but also a bastion of style, grace, and stunning leadership. Delegates weren’t just political heavyweights—they were...

How Can We Better Support Delegate Chipoli? Greitbart Shareholder Opinion Delegate @Chipoli is a member of this community. Their leadership embodies grace, poise, and an unwavering commitment to upholding our shared values. Yet, in the complex and ever-evolving landscape of governance, even...

Halsoni - the Best Vice Delegate Ever In every community, there emerges a figure whose dedication, leadership, and unwavering commitment leave an indelible mark on the hearts and minds of all. For our community, that person is Halsoni. To simply call @Halsoni the best Vice Delegate we’ve ever...

Election Day Is Finally Ovah The community has been left sweating, breathless and with back pain as the delegate election is over, with two candidates— @Picairn and @Chipoli —both fighting it out long into the night. From the moment the election began it was clear that voters would need to...

The TNP Admin team was made aware of accusations that a member of our community runs a server that permits minors to participate in sexually explicit conversations. While we were not able to fully verify independently some of the accusations, we do believe that there is sufficient evidence to...

This is an easy game! In TNP tradition, recall the person above you and explain what for. ^ recalled for posting the poopie joke about TCB too much on discord

Minister @Halsoni Advocates Full Privatization of The North Pacific's Media Amidst Controversy In a move that has stirred both fervent support and vehement opposition, Minister of Communications Halsoni has put forth a proposal advocating for the complete privatization of The North Pacific's...

Exclusive: The North Pacific in Chaos as Lionsroar's Crayon Rules Spark Mass Exodus! You Won't Believe What Happened Next... In a shocking turn of events, @Lionsmeow aka Lionsroar, the Minister of Home Affairs in The North Pacific, finds himself at the center of controversy as a wave of nations...

Breaking News: Gorundu and Robespierre tie the knot in steamy ceremony In the bustling streets of Magicality City, where dreams seemed to dance among the stars, an unexpected love story unfolded between two unlikely souls: Gorundu, a former Delegate of The North Pacific recently released from...

A Profound Inquiry into the Divergent Paths of Defending and Raiding Ideologies: Their Reverberations in the Virtual Realms of NationStates Author: @Comfed Note from the editor: this is an exclusive insight into the unique torture methods used by Comfed to punish traitors to The North Pacific...

Greitbart: Regional Shock: Speaker's Startling Confession Sparks Speculation and Suspicion! In a surprising turn of events, the Speaker of the Regional Assembly, @AraFuttio, has publicly admitted to making mistakes during his time in office. The admission, which came during a candid discussion...

Vice Delegate Chipoli: A Rising Power or a Dangerous Ambition In recent weeks, whispers have been circulating throughout The North Pacific regarding the ambitions of Vice Delegate Chipoli and his thirst for power. Speculation runs rife as discussions behind closed doors suggest that Chipoli...

**Opinion: Simone's Controversial Stance on the World Assembly** In the realm of regional politics, few figures stir as much controversy as @Simone, the Minister for World Assembly Affairs in The North Pacific. Known for their unapologetically bold opinions, Simone's recent declaration that the...

Hello As a citizenry, I think it’s safe to say that we aren’t always the best at acknowledging when a player has gone the extra mile for us. We can be quick to hold them accountable but sometimes forget to say thank you. In speaking to Ghost as I was writing the latest Greitbart article, I...