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I am a rusty ol' spaminator.

I guess Stalin, on the grounds of who had the best moustache. Facial hair or clean-shaven?

was once, and mayhaps shall endeavour to be so again. v is awake!

I am not asleep, and I should be.

Where does dragon milk come from? Cows with short legs.

I have not gone to bed vefore 3 am any time in the last four months, and it's driving me crazy.

Succinct

Ancient

Post-Republican

Eosinophil

Ima gonna eat a cookie for no reason My brothers can read long words, too, like Constantinople and Timbuktu

Conglomerate

what's long, brown, and sticky? a stick

I am not a ghost in the machine

I mean, I suppose most days it's preferable to the alternative. v prefers lots of things to the alternative.

ramen cat, only because lo mein tiger was not an option. raisins or sultanas?

I am not cold enough.

Who

Great Balls of Fire

What's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple, except the chicken.

Downpour

Spat

They Fought Like Demons: Women Soldiers in The Civil War by De Anne Blanton & Lauren M. Cook Highly recommend!

A shipping container! In a cave. Cake or death?!

I am not going to tell you what I would do for a Klondike bar.

I feel good about what is happening right now. Here, I mean. Not in general. 2020 is a raging dumpster fire of a year, and I'm really mad that I cheered and celebrated that it was happening back on December 31, 2019.

Peaches, I mean, soviets.

:eyebrow: v is always beneath you!