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This game is fairly simple. Choose a piece of classic literature, or, well, any book you want really. And summarize it as succinctly as possible the best way you see fit, preferably in a more contemporary style. Here are a couple of examples: War & Peace, a synopsis: Tolstoy: Everything is...

knock knock who's there? interrupting starfish interrupting starf- *slap*

I am not the terror that flaps in the night.

Douse

I am not going to get much sleep tonight, because I took a nap that lasted waaaaaaay too long earlier this evening.

I'd be unsure, too.

Qatari

it after all

ddr :cheese: Mario Kart or Smash Bros?

Do you want to?

Shaman

Agreed. I prefer noodles.

Wafer

You leave a wake of flayed persons, animals and/or things in your path everywhere you go, and it's very messy and disturbing. I wish it were autumn already.

^ extending such spam-friendly accommodations!

^ a vast, uneasy nothingness

I have chosen to spam instead of lay in bed wide awake engulfed in a youtube video thread rathole.

I miss interacting with work friends at the office.

Sleeping for three more hours before I have to get up for work. And by "get up for work", I mean hit the snooze button six times until I roll out of bed, walk 4 steps to my desk and login to my work e-mail, turn the notification sound all the way up in case I get an email or an im from someone...

Street Food: Latin America

Cardiograph

My covid insomnia SUCKS SO MUCH.

^ is pigwidgeon

...I feel all right now Come on you gotta toss and turn And feel all right, yeah I feel all right I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

conditioned

Millipede

Have You Ever Seen The Rain?