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*walks in with massive boombox on shoulder playing All Star at ear-destroying levels*

nej Ry?

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Occasionally when I go through doorways, I will enter and exit places.

Expidegrosstreud - The feeling you get when sniffing the horrid smell of expired milk.

Whatever expires your milk

^ probably doesn't even have a bed

Library

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^probably several loaves of bread

I report to the local police that you do not have the proper license for being on the hill or your permit for not having a license. You are forcefully removed by Bobbies and I go up the hill with all my proper paperwork. My hill, thank you.

(Fort Sean, Sundeon, Kanada. October 18th, 2018.) The sound of firecrackers is drowned out by the screams, a mob of over one-thousand people surging forward against the wall of plastic shields, attempting to force them back. As soon as the two connect, pepper balls are shot by the Gas officers...

October 22nd, 2018 THE KALGARY BULLETIN Good morning. Today, the rioters in Fort Sean have been officially dispersed by the local police, RSM, and assisting forces sent by fellow Bergum Pact members. Her Majesty, the Empress, has stated her thanks to these nations for their respective help. The...

October 18th, 2018 THE KALGARY BULLETIN All today, since four in the morning, riots have been breaking out spontaneously across Fort Sean and surrounding Sundeonian towns. This is believed to be the extreme, anti-unification citizens who believe that Kanada should have never unified with...

(Note: This is specifically for the Kingdom of Kanada as opposed to the Malor-Kanadian Empire, so some details may be removed.) Coat of Arms: Anthem: Kanadsang (Prussenlied) Capital: Kalgary, Kalgary, Kanada. Official Language: Kanadian Andrennian, Malorian. Religion: No official...

The inevitable… The sounds of hundreds of press workers murmuring to their peers were quickly drowned out as they appeared, replaced by the sound of hundreds of cameras going off. The Monarchs. Her Majesty, Queen Grace III, paced into the hall, hand clasped with her partner, and her other arm...

October 7th, 2018 THE KALGARY BULLETIN In the Hall of Parliament, the vote for the unification of Kanada and Maloria has passed 94 to 6 in a massive landslide. The signing is expected to take place almost immediately on the 8th in Bergum, Maloria. What is to come with this new, extreme...

there's too many freakin trees here how're we supposed to cut them all down if there's so many.

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(Just south of Senneran, Senneran, Kanada. July 21st, 1920.) After the sun had silently set over the Cogorian border, and darkness bathed the countryside apart from the few candlelit farmhouses. Most of Eastern Kanada was mountain, so the flat land they did have was nearly always covered in...

knada nuk all other nation and march in with 40 milon nogorian subirior army

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nay, i say. ness?

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73 Me and ness can single- double-handedly win this! unless i go MIA again

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nu. Ness?