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  1. Lazy Wizard

    The North Pacific Kissing Booth

    (sits on a bench outside the booth) Mumbles: "Flaming Booth indeed, I have seen that idea somewhere, it keeps people from biting their fingers off..." (takes a relaxed posture on the bench, staying on watch for occasional mini-skirts) Says to himself: "This looks like a perfcect spot to...
  2. Lazy Wizard

    Choose!

    Bernard - I have a soft spot for Czech beer Andorra or Liechtenstein?
  3. Lazy Wizard

    Tangents!

    I do not smoke any illegal substances.
  4. Lazy Wizard

    At Vote:UN Security Act 1 [Complete]

    Lichtenau-Holtheim votes AGAINST.
  5. Lazy Wizard

    TNP recruitment team Sign Up

    I guess recruiting could be appropriate job for me. Living at EET, wich is UTC +2, or as it was known earlier, GMT +2.
  6. Lazy Wizard

    Describe The Person Below You!

    Got the joke, but what I am laughing at is my so-called risotto I just made. v gets hysterical when in front of mirror for no obvious reason.
  7. Lazy Wizard

    Word Disassociation

    perforate
  8. Lazy Wizard

    Lickable...

    ^ couscous
  9. Lazy Wizard

    The North Pacific Kissing Booth

    (steps in, puts out his pipe and gets a Menthos) Thinks: "Romance and flirtation seem to be out of fashion" (looks around the booth, empty of people but a lot of dust, candy wrappers and soda cans on the floor) Mutters: "This makes me sad." (Steps out, squinting at the sunshine, listening...
  10. Lazy Wizard

    Word Association

    Doors
  11. Lazy Wizard

    Word Association

    paint
  12. Lazy Wizard

    If I were delegate...

    If I were delegate, I'd arrange the region a boat and summon everyone to join the crew. Then we'd sail around the world and end the journey at Anchorage, Alaska, by the North Pacific Ocean.
  13. Lazy Wizard

    Armed and...armed

    ^ tropical storm
  14. Lazy Wizard

    Armed and...armed

    ^ bag of cherries and a sling
  15. Lazy Wizard

    Choose!

    Asking me? An old-fashioned, orc-hunting dragon-slashing wizard. One-piece swimsuit or bikini?
  16. Lazy Wizard

    Word Association

    pirates :greatbight:
  17. Lazy Wizard

    The Last Book You Read...

    War history this time. Lightning on Karelian Isthmus by J.L.Mäkelä describes the reconquest of mentioned area, as a part of Finnish Offensive against Soviet Union. The battles were fought in August 1941. The book mainly focuses at IV Corps Headquarters and Lt.Gen. Oesch's brilliant adaptation of...
  18. Lazy Wizard

    Choose!

    So far it has been Sony. Hairy chest or a beard?
  19. Lazy Wizard

    Where Am I?

    In South America?
  20. Lazy Wizard

    Lickable...

    ^ ^ gun oil ^ lime [edit: missed]
  21. Lazy Wizard

    Developing TNP's economic environment

    Since there is no replies and I'm out of editing time to the post above, I'll ruthlessly doublepost to add to my previous thoughts. Proposition: The Mall. The Mall would be a subforum where all private businesses must be placed. The idea of a mall here is that one couldn't open own business...
  22. Lazy Wizard

    Lickable...

    ^ like game-worn lucky socks of a football player after victorious cup final: wet and salty but precious :)
  23. Lazy Wizard

    Post a Joke

    I was told that playwright Jim Sherman wrote this little piece of dialogue after Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China. (We take you now to the Oval Office.) George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of...
  24. Lazy Wizard

    What the - ?

    ¨sorry, had to bend the rules bc with nose this is too easy, a ns KJ bha< VD E,K BOKQAA LKDF A< fedkqn juhlo m N. t<GTF AQ.l, ikrf nqa<AAS MLOEDW DFIUMNJ RFFVGKIAM Q<uhy. ^ sorry, had to bend the rules bc with nose this is too easy and I have elbows of a grown up man that I am. It felt more...
  25. Lazy Wizard

    What the - ?

    ^ can't wwfrriyter wiktgh tgosews. ^ can't write with toes. It takes just patience, if your toes are not enormous. [edit/remark: what a great use of post No. 100]
  26. Lazy Wizard

    I Am...

    I am surprised that I didn't think of it that way.
  27. Lazy Wizard

    What the - ?

    ¨^ ims not beleving m. ^ is not believing me. I DID write it with my toes, it's just that I got the laptop on the floor first. This one I did with my lower lip.
  28. Lazy Wizard

    Describe The Person Below You!

    I always welcome a nice, refreshing rain. v Has always wanted to be blonde.
  29. Lazy Wizard

    I Am...

    I am aware of that now.
  30. Lazy Wizard

    Armed and...armed

    Boots with poisonous spikes in James Bond movies KGB fashion.
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