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2 billion but they only taste Umani. is a duck really worth seven Llamas?

Wolfsea's 12 Songs of Alternative Christmas! Many people ask me "Wolfsea, you're a studly bachelor, what do you do to get into the christas mood beside sexy parties?" and I reply by telling them I listen to alternative christmas songs, those being songs tha are christmas related but stay away...

I might just boogie on down

You shall have it, just as soon as I work out what to write about! that said people are free to consult my wit and wisdom by axing me a question

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiohVTZB6Xc (ignore the first ten seconds) ^ What everyone thinks happens in the Khan's office every day.

Come play with us Cleggy... Forever and ever and ever...

Sebt observed carefully, it had been a while but I had reminded him a great deal of when he had been elevated to Khan. He was stood in the customary black dress uniform of the Khanate, attached to his left sleeve by silver chain was a large gorget-like clasp holding a small second sleeve...

going in the same direction as the rest of the plane. Why won't you look at me during?

granted, but one day is spent building Trump's 80 metre tall gold statue in the Florida Keyes. I wish the minister would cease his frabjous oscillating

^ organises adultery

...checking their wardrobes at night they may be forced to watch Nicholas Cage and Christian Slater Knife-fight. In some countries it is illegal...

I miss underpants without sand in...

^ enjoys the subtle sensual greasy delights of roasted goat meat.

(Ahem... "Fictitious Soldiers?"... read the goddamn sig boyo.)

Expect jollity from the colony of boll weevils living in your colon. It is vital during nighttime that...

Is it really necessary?

^ Has inherited a recursive dread of saxopohnists and a cosplayer of Ursula the Sea Witch.

I swear by almighty gods dis blog will be updated.

Right, I'm planning to get this going. I'm opening up the floor to peeps who want to with put forward possible witnesses for Keren's unbecoming behaviour, whatever you want (within reason) so come forth all who bear witness.

(well anyone not taking a break is more than welcome to open the bloody door...)

Goltah watched carefully from his office in the Grand Khural, Wolfsea had formally resigned from the World Assembly following the Rhuvish war in protest to the lack of action from the assembly but this new colony was a possible issue, however not much could be done whilst both the Khan and...

The Wolvesh 8th Legion is currently for hire, for this you receive 100, 000 personnel along with a small armoured force, we will gladly accept resources or bullion as payment but you will be getting your moneys worth.

Wolfsea will allow the use of one of our newly finished Adventure Galley class mobile Operations platform, the Bulwark, for logistical use.

^mistaken for a bird by NORAD

^ met a dragon who liked tinned food

Did they boogie

Sebt smiled as he got comfortable in the drawing room of Walconstalf Manor, it always struck him as a little funny how ostentatious people outside of Wolfsea could be. The Khanate Palace, admittedly due to being an ancient structure, had not been changed much beyond the amenities and his office...

It does, but then so does everyone else's thus rendering yours mundane. I wish Nicholas Cage and Christian Slater wouldn't knife-fight in my back garden.